*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em) - Page 1158

............hello.........hello?........HELLO !!!......( oooo...that's loud.)  (hello....?)

WHY am I sitting here 1/2 asleep in my wheelchair?  Did I take a nap?  Who turned-on my computer?

WHERE is my Guard-Dog "Crockett" ?

what time is it?   Did I feed-the-chickens ?  Is there any COLD......Pabst Blue Ribbon ???

Where is my Oatmeal ?

THE Curmudgeon

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Originally Posted by EmtheFishLady 

Well Bunny, I recognize your efforts. I'm sure you deserve a medal. In fact, I notice you haven't been recognized as a "friend"...hint hint folks.

Done!

Your word is our command, Queen Em   .

OH...." Hi ...Crockett !  Ya want a dog-biscuit?  O.K."

"Did you eat my Oatmeal....?"

THE  (Royal) Curmudgeon

JEEZ !

I've gotta get some "possum-fat" and "grease-up" the bearings in this wheelchair.

It's getting really NOISY !!!

WHERE is my danged Oatmeal?

THE Curmudgeon
 

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Originally Posted by sourland 

Or perhaps this is nothing more than a smoke screen to divert our attentions.

 

 

 

 

eenie, we need your input. 

 My apologies for going AWOL at such an inopportune time. Eenie worked a 12.5 hour shift yesterday. Her boss had 3 events in a 24-hour period: a wedding rehearsal, a family reunion, and the actual wedding reception. The day before, she spent six hours on set construction for the musical. The day before that, she had to work for 3.5 hours directly following a meeting and gun salute.

 WHY did I think it was a good idea to get a life?? I suggest that Tani only be allowed to go on this pizza date if she promises to embarrass herself by smearing pizza sauce all over her face and spilling her drink in the guy's lap.

 The Comrade and I went for pizza with my parents and he spilled his drink in my lap. It was hysterical.

Hello folks! So the Dear Queen is still that busy? *talks to self. . . Shut up J.D., shut up!*

Uh, Eenie I hope you cleaned up that spilled drink and not the Comrade. 

I heard that Tani is having a sleep over and invited the Elders. Well if there is going to be youngers, particularly  female youngers, I'll have to pass. It's like Bluesub said about the sparkly thing. Ok I'll admit it. These days teenage girls scare me! 

Oh C, coon fat works a lot better than possum fat on bearings. It's water proof too, just smells a little funny. About your oatmeal, I have no idea where it went. 

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Originally Posted by sourland 

Sourland, the 'Broody Magician', also exists.  Just ask those who have received my services!   Sing a little song    'n' do a little dance  walla       .

 

here we go again!!!

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Originally Posted by java girl 2 

here we go again!!!

Need some more broodies, java girl? 

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Originally Posted by sourland 

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Originally Posted by java girl 2 

here we go again!!!

 

 

Need some more broodies, java girl? 

I need some! Send me many, many broodies!! I lost 13 birds in the past two weeks, and need to build my flock back up!