Oh Tani, it's really that rough huh? Well the grape harvest should be in full swing. If you were to go now you could get purple feet at a tourist vineyard.
Hey Sour, I know a variation of the broody dance but I'm too scared to try it right now. Especially after my attempt use just a wee bit of RVJJ. I've heard I may have effected as many as 19 states.
The variation is called the broody boogie. Last time I did it a Tom turkey went broody.