Originally Posted by EmtheFishLady
Look, there are two kinds of people. Those who can make grilled cheese, and those who cannot. I am of those who cannot.
Many years ago on the way back from visiting our son and his family we stopped at a Howard Johnson's. Our food was fine, but there was a young couple at the next table who had a problem. She had ordered a grilled cheese. They sent it back twice, and it came back with cold, unmelted cheese each time. The waitress finally said, "We use the kind of cheese that doesn't melt." As she walked away the husband in utter frustration said, "They can't even melt cheese in this ****ing place." This place is long closed, but each time we pass I ask the Princess, "Want to stop in for a grilled cheese sandwich?"
This is a true story. You couldn't make up something like that.