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post #1 of 1925
8/21/11 at 3:41pm
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Finish this sentence:  "You know you're addicted to raising backyard chickens when..."

Rob - Married to my wife Emily for 12 years and have two daughters, 9 and 6.  Home to four hens
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Rob - Married to my wife Emily for 12 years and have two daughters, 9 and 6.  Home to four hens
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post #2 of 1925
8/21/11 at 3:42pm

You have feathers all over your backyard wink

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post #3 of 1925
8/21/11 at 3:42pm

You're hatching them;
You have them in your room;
Your on BYC.
A couple right off the top of my head.

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post #4 of 1925
8/21/11 at 3:45pm

You drool when you see one but do not have one droolin

You go to the feed store a lot just to see their little chickies

Everyone at school knows you're chicken crazy

You yell at everyone about chickens

You randomly check hatchery availability even though you know you won't be able to get any sad

If you could get them, you would have at least 100

You wear chicken shirts

Your budgies argue about who would be the first to meet the future chickens tongue

You become a magic birdie!

You look up chickens on google or wikipedia

You are constantly planning coops...

...And picking out chicken breeds

You watch chickens on Youtube

You spend at least 3 hours on BYC every day

You wait 113 days...

... and counted down for the day you get your chicks...

....just to be told you can't have them

You have dreams about chickies

You go to animal shelters just to see their chickens

That's me at least.

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Finally! Chickens!!!     Member of the Derperella Club!
My BYC best friends are polishchickens111, ChickenPeep, and willowbranchfarm!

I am the Magical Avian Emperor Mr. Lord King Sir! BOW TO ME or be captured by the evil empire of apples! (Don't be fooled, I'm a girl)

 

 

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post #5 of 1925
8/21/11 at 3:45pm

You spend more time cleaning the girls' coop and run than you do your house.

Learning chicken math on a daily basis.
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Learning chicken math on a daily basis.
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post #6 of 1925
8/21/11 at 3:45pm

You keep building chicken coops because you are adding to your flock but don't want them fighting for their own rooms.

One Polish (Teresa), One Leghorn (Scout), 3 Buff Orpingtons that I can not tell apart so I call the the Triplets.
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One Polish (Teresa), One Leghorn (Scout), 3 Buff Orpingtons that I can not tell apart so I call the the Triplets.
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post #7 of 1925
8/21/11 at 3:46pm

You bring an old ice cream bucket to parties so you can bring home food scraps for "the girls".

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post #8 of 1925
8/21/11 at 3:46pm

You carry pictures of them on your phone and none of your family....

Your parents refer to your Ladies as their "grandchickens" ....

When you intentionally clean out your purse to make room for the plastic bag to slip the leftovers from dinners into....

When your coworkers send you home on Fridays with  "Birdie Bags" full of leftovers and scraps....

Lissa
The Official Lady-in-Waiting to the Royals of Cluckingham Palace (or so I have been informed)
**2 EE, 2 Buff Orpingtons, 2 Black Austalorps, and 1 Plymouth Rock**
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Lissa
The Official Lady-in-Waiting to the Royals of Cluckingham Palace (or so I have been informed)
**2 EE, 2 Buff Orpingtons, 2 Black Austalorps, and 1 Plymouth Rock**
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post #9 of 1925
8/21/11 at 3:47pm

You know you're addicted to raising backyard chickens when... you constantly wonder where all the space in your yard had gone....and then you see your many coops..... tongue

"When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell. That is why we dread children, even if we love them, they show us the state of our decay." - Brian Aldiss             

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell. That is why we dread children, even if we love them, they show us the state of our decay." - Brian Aldiss             

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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post #10 of 1925
8/21/11 at 3:48pm

And your grandchildren have a chicken show in the backyard.

I raise old english bantams, polish bantams, ri red standards. I truly just love to raise and show chickens,goats,dogs cows,horses, and mainly grandson's Reed and Andrew.   
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I raise old english bantams, polish bantams, ri red standards. I truly just love to raise and show chickens,goats,dogs cows,horses, and mainly grandson's Reed and Andrew.   
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