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My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else  laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth.
I did.
Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken..
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now....

7 Barred Rocks, 2 Blue silkies, 1 splash silkie, 1 splash frizzle, 1 buff cochin, 2 LOUD dogs, 2 also LOUD awesome lil boys, and a AWESOME not so loud husband.
Living in Chaos, but wouldn't have it any other way
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7 Barred Rocks, 2 Blue silkies, 1 splash silkie, 1 splash frizzle, 1 buff cochin, 2 LOUD dogs, 2 also LOUD awesome lil boys, and a AWESOME not so loud husband.
Living in Chaos, but wouldn't have it any other way
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post #2 of 13

The principles office!

 I can get on my account again! 

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 I can get on my account again! 

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post #3 of 13
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Originally Posted by sinistershelly 

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else  laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth.
I did.
Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken..
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now....


i think me and u would get along very well

Don't take life so seriously; no one makes it out alive anyway.
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Don't take life so seriously; no one makes it out alive anyway.
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post #4 of 13

lau My dad and brother LOLed when I told them. HAHA! lau

So you ban fire-arms. Okay, so when a robber comes to your house and he has a knife, what do you do? Ban knives?

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So you ban fire-arms. Okay, so when a robber comes to your house and he has a knife, what do you do? Ban knives?

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post #5 of 13

gig , now that is funny.

Imp

 

 

If all the beasts were gone, men would die from a great loneliness of spirit,

for whatever happens to the beasts also happens to the man.

All things are connected.
Whatever befalls the Earth befalls the sons of the Earth.

 

       ― Chief Seattle

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If all the beasts were gone, men would die from a great loneliness of spirit,

for whatever happens to the beasts also happens to the man.

All things are connected.
Whatever befalls the Earth befalls the sons of the Earth.

 

       ― Chief Seattle

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post #6 of 13

TOO funny!!!

Primrose - Parakeet

Bailey - Weimaraner

Jasper - Australian Shepherd

Paisley - Weimaraner (Fostering)

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Primrose - Parakeet

Bailey - Weimaraner

Jasper - Australian Shepherd

Paisley - Weimaraner (Fostering)

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post #7 of 13

lau

 BFFs: Rebecca , Erin, Cortney, <3ChickenForever, Isabel, Olivia, and Tatiana. 99.999% of girls would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. If your that 0.0001% Who's wiping blood from your fist, put this in your siggy.

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 BFFs: Rebecca , Erin, Cortney, <3ChickenForever, Isabel, Olivia, and Tatiana. 99.999% of girls would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. If your that 0.0001% Who's wiping blood from your fist, put this in your siggy.

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post #8 of 13

lol

post #9 of 13

lau Once I get off the floor, I'd like to shake your hand or hug you gig That has to be one of the funniest things...

The littlest chicken wrangler in the Northeast
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The littlest chicken wrangler in the Northeast
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post #10 of 13

oh dear!!!

Kathy
Their, there.  They're not the same!
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Kathy
Their, there.  They're not the same!
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