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post #11 of 20
10/6/11 at 2:18pm
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Originally Posted by ChickenAlgebra 
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Things We Learn From a Cat...


Sleep does the body good.
Comfort is highly underrated.
Baroque music is soothing to the soul and silence is golden.
Getting your back scratched is one of lifes great pleasures.
You learn when you explore; after all, the world is your oyster.
Stretching after a nap is highly recommended.
Showing no expression makes us appear less judgmental.
You can learn a great deal by being a good listener.
Dont hesitate to give affection to those you love.
Your crap should be covered at all times.
Even if you're smarter than everyone else, there's no need to let it show.
Never worry about others think of you.
It's best to live life on your own terms.
When you go out on a limb try to land on your feet.
A persistent little nudge can pay off big time.
Attitude is everything.
Even if you're just a kitten, see yourself as a lion.
Independence is wonderful and so is companionship.
A wide-eyed, innocent look helps to get anything you ask for.
Purring is an excellent way to show appreciation.  smile


Whoever put in those bolded parts never lived with a Siamese.


Sooo true

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post #12 of 20
10/6/11 at 2:22pm

Yes, I live with one and the kittens who are LEARNING the naughty awful whiny behavior.

I ignore the kids whiny behavior.  I ignore the cats, they take to breaking stuff.  They are HORRIBLE.

I love them.

If I can't be a good example, I'll just have to be a horrible warning.
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post #13 of 20
10/6/11 at 2:24pm

But, you must also remember, cats enjoy chasing and eating spiders. Or at least, our five do. tongue

“God is God. Because he is God, He is worthy of my trust and obedience. I will find rest nowhere but in His holy will that is unspeakably beyond my largest notions of what he is up to.” - Elisabeth Elliot

 

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“God is God. Because he is God, He is worthy of my trust and obedience. I will find rest nowhere but in His holy will that is unspeakably beyond my largest notions of what he is up to.” - Elisabeth Elliot

 

Catholic teen, living in my orange house with ten siblings, a dog, four cats, and more chickens than I can count! 

 

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post #14 of 20
10/6/11 at 4:26pm

But now explain to me why my cat slurps bathwater after we are done and is obsessed with flushing toilets?

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post #15 of 20
10/6/11 at 6:29pm
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But now explain to me why my cat slurps bathwater after we are done and is obsessed with flushing toilets?


as for the bathwater I can not tell you.  But think about the flushing toilet, man that is entertainment to a cat.  At least it was to a cat that I had growing up. We would wake up in the middle of the night to a flushing toilet and the cat would be on top just watching, when it would finish she would flush again.




Someone explain why my Siamese is extremely shy but my Tonkinese is what I call my man w***e because she NEVER encounters a stranger, not even the vet. Seriously walk into my house and Kate will wrap herself around your legs, ignore her and she will meow at you.

mess with me I can handle it.....mess with my child and I will bury u where nobody will find u! 
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post #16 of 20
10/6/11 at 6:31pm

The Siamese is NOT shy, it is psychotic and planning a takeover.  We had one that was scary psychotic.  We had to give it away, because it was making our normal cat a nervous wreck.

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post #17 of 20
10/6/11 at 7:43pm

you forgot to add:
your problems override everyone elses problems! lol i love cats!

Ich spreche ein bißchen Deutsch.

Я говорию мало русски.

私　は　日本語　を　すこし　はなします。

Jag talar en lite svenska.

Why yes, yes i am a guy.

Make a contract with Kyubey :3

 

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Ich spreche ein bißchen Deutsch.

Я говорию мало русски.

私　は　日本語　を　すこし　はなします。

Jag talar en lite svenska.

Why yes, yes i am a guy.

Make a contract with Kyubey :3

 

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post #18 of 20
10/9/11 at 12:37pm

What can you learn from a cat
the two legged creature who puts her mouth on you head and tells you they are kisses can be walked over with impunity.  If she takes up too much room in bed just push her out of bed the bruises won't bother you.
Whatever took place you where not there
anything that has gone wrong is the dogs fault.
If one two legged thing goes to bed and and the other hasn't fed you yet, let that stupid neurotic black and white lump of a cat go and yell the sleeping one out of bed dinner is always served at that point and you don't have to do anything.

Snuggle up to female two legged slave this way
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/PaulaSB/014.jpg
You get a nice pillow for you head and if she moves you have some thing handy to stick your claws into to make her stop.


Edited by PaulaSB12 - 10/9/11 at 12:46pm
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post #19 of 20
10/9/11 at 12:45pm

I thought you were going to say, "If it's smaller than you it either needs babied or eaten."

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post #20 of 20
10/9/11 at 1:56pm
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Originally Posted by bgelber 
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Originally Posted by conny63malies 

But now explain to me why my cat slurps bathwater after we are done and is obsessed with flushing toilets?


as for the bathwater I can not tell you.  But think about the flushing toilet, man that is entertainment to a cat.  At least it was to a cat that I had growing up. We would wake up in the middle of the night to a flushing toilet and the cat would be on top just watching, when it would finish she would flush again.




Someone explain why my Siamese is extremely shy but my Tonkinese is what I call my man w***e because she NEVER encounters a stranger, not even the vet. Seriously walk into my house and Kate will wrap herself around your legs, ignore her and she will meow at you.


my daughter , who is ten, told me last night that since he is not allowed to eat humans he settled for the next best thing. Stewed human broth.

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