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post #5021 of 20172
2/18/12 at 11:41am

What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

You are too little to smoke.

Don't Blink.

Don't Blink.

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post #5022 of 20172
2/18/12 at 12:35pm

One day a man looked at his wife, and says "honey, you are the single most beautifull woman I've ever seen......and you are still lovely now.  I have always appreciated your beauty

but it leaves me wondering one thing....why are you so stupid?  I mean, really, your not a really bright light."

 

"Oh, dear, I think I have an answer to your question" she said after a minute.

 

"You do??  Whats the answer?" said her very surprised mate.

 

"I'm beautiful, so that you would see me, and want to marry me.  And I'm stupid, so that I'd marry you!"

 

You CAN control your actions, but you CANNOT control who you love.

 

You CAN control your actions, but you CANNOT control who you love.

post #5023 of 20172
2/18/12 at 12:48pm

I hope we get to 1,000 pages

 

 I LOVE POPCORN!

All Chicks should be born the natural way, with a mother 

All creatures should be treated without cruelty

Everyone should be a chicken lover!!!!!!! 

99.999% of girls would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. If your that 0.0001% Who's wiping blood from your fist, put this in your siggy.

 

 

 I LOVE POPCORN!

All Chicks should be born the natural way, with a mother 

All creatures should be treated without cruelty

Everyone should be a chicken lover!!!!!!! 

99.999% of girls would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. If your that 0.0001% Who's wiping blood from your fist, put this in your siggy.

 

post #5024 of 20172
2/18/12 at 2:14pm

Here is one of my Jumbo Corturnix Quail egg vs Standard Large Chicken egg (out of fridge- I keep ducks and thier eggs vary a lot more in size)

 

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You CAN control your actions, but you CANNOT control who you love.

 

You CAN control your actions, but you CANNOT control who you love.

post #5025 of 20172
2/18/12 at 2:22pm
Thread Starter 
Awwwww, isa little teeny weeny eggin!

"Suddenly a voice said, 'Go forth neighbor,

spread the picture on a wider screen.'
And the voice said, 'Neighbor there's a million reasons
why you should be glad in all four seasons.
Hit the road neighbor leave your worries and strife,
Spread the religion of the rhythm of life!' "

"Suddenly a voice said, 'Go forth neighbor,

spread the picture on a wider screen.'
And the voice said, 'Neighbor there's a million reasons
why you should be glad in all four seasons.
Hit the road neighbor leave your worries and strife,
Spread the religion of the rhythm of life!' "

post #5026 of 20172
2/18/12 at 5:49pm

I think we are going to make 1,000 pagescelebrate.gif.  We have TONS of time left, and we are more than 1/2 way! 

 

 I LOVE POPCORN!

All Chicks should be born the natural way, with a mother 

All creatures should be treated without cruelty

Everyone should be a chicken lover!!!!!!! 

99.999% of girls would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. If your that 0.0001% Who's wiping blood from your fist, put this in your siggy.

 

 

 I LOVE POPCORN!

All Chicks should be born the natural way, with a mother 

All creatures should be treated without cruelty

Everyone should be a chicken lover!!!!!!! 

99.999% of girls would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. If your that 0.0001% Who's wiping blood from your fist, put this in your siggy.

 

post #5027 of 20172
2/18/12 at 5:50pm
So true!

Mark 11:22-23

"Have faith in God," Jesus answered. "I tell you the truth, if anyone says to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it will be done for him.

 

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Mark 11:22-23

"Have faith in God," Jesus answered. "I tell you the truth, if anyone says to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it will be done for him.

 

My Flock and Video Page

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

post #5028 of 20172
2/18/12 at 8:03pm

Hi , peoples.  :p

I have severe ASD disorder.  (Avid Swing Dancer)

 

-Woo

I have severe ASD disorder.  (Avid Swing Dancer)

 

-Woo

post #5029 of 20172
2/18/12 at 8:10pm

wussup?

Happy, friendly Trinityist~ May the Goddesses bless you today~

Polyglot in progress. Languages spoken: 7 (May not be able to speak all fluently yet)

Why yes, yes I am a guy.

 

 

Happy, friendly Trinityist~ May the Goddesses bless you today~

Polyglot in progress. Languages spoken: 7 (May not be able to speak all fluently yet)

Why yes, yes I am a guy.

 

 

post #5030 of 20172
2/18/12 at 8:49pm

There was a young man with a buck,

Who decided to go buy a duck,

The duck he did buy,

the light of his eye,

And then theres so many he's stuck!

 

You CAN control your actions, but you CANNOT control who you love.

 

You CAN control your actions, but you CANNOT control who you love.

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