You asked for it, you got it. 
http://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/6612_chickenbonnet.jpg
http://www.motherearthnews.com/Happy-Homesteader/Chicken-Fashion.aspx
Oh my goodness, this is adorable!!!! I need to knit myself some of those. Royd, would you like me to knit some for your hens as well ??? 
I'm thinking of spike high heels, to give them those sexy legs.












Didn't mean to be insensitve at all