Mucking: The act of scooping any and all various forms of feces, urine, and soiled bedding.
EEE uuu. Hey, I need to stop the madness 'cause I'll have to grow up fast with this farm life and get used to all kindza body fluids apparently. And, we're talking of having a humanure compost system too. Pulleaze, Lyric, get it together girl.
Sexy farmwear...uh....I am probably not the best person to ask. The other night I had to run out to do something quick with one of the horses, it was rather chilly at around 30º, I had on short shorts, cowboy boots, a flannel shirt-jacket and gloves. DH thought I was pretty hilarious. I am not a fancy dresser by any means, but I usually run out to do this or that in whatever I have on, and I've been known to toss hay and fill water tanks in stilletos right before leaving for a wedding or some such.
I dunno, Orchid. Looks like you've got Sexay Farm Woman down pat with ya stilletto wearing self. I gave those things up yearzzz ago. Okay, well I did get a pair off eBay, Jessica Simpson's, 'cause they have toe cleavage. Heeeeey, I can't resist toe cleavage.
I am sure the 7% of the population with a foot fetish would agree with you.