Okay, so you REALLY want to stick your faces in between their nasty wrinkles and smell that lovely fragrance that emits from them from their profuse drooling?
You are both SICK! SICK I tell you! That is not to say there isn't something attractive about those neos, just don't rub MY face in theirs. EWWWW! This comes from a woman who has a weekly session going with castrating young cockerels. So, I am not the squeamish type.
Back to the dogs...... the first one, is she a Longteat Mastiff?
Poor girl needs more than a bra!