Chicken obsessed... we do have a lot of fun... or rather he does. I run around trying to teach him a lesson but it seldom does anything but frustrates me! Like when he taught me about "man counting." A couple = 9 and 5 inches really means 7 and 2 chickens really means 4. Man shopping, man counting.... it's a science living with a man. 
Kept him busy all day today looking for me and managed to keep him out of trouble. (set the house on fire and melted the kitchen floor all in the last year when he got bored..... chickens are a GOOD hobby. BYC included.)
OMG..it's for real?? Man counting? I have a Mike...and he "man counts". I found that out the first time he asked me to "put a couple" of cookies in his work lunch. I did. 2. A "couple"...is 2 by normal standards. After work, he asked me why I only put 2 cookies in his lunch box. 
Uhm....hun ...you said "...a couple..." I have been razzing him about it ever since 
