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Ok let's hear it, I need some ideas, I have 6 eggs in the incubator and I need some naming ideas. What are the funniest chicken names you have heard? smile.png

So far I have Rupert, Cicero, Emily, Bella, Beaker and the peep gang(not sure what gender they are yet)

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We have lots of chickens, each with their own names, a few of the best are: Uffie, Pastella, Cashew, Marshmallow, Stars, Stripes, Ducky, Puffy, Buffy, Fluffy, Thumbelina, Aurora, Goldilocks, Caesar, Gaius, Joostinian, Pumpkin, Cardamom, Appalacia, and Fajita.

We live on a beautiful homestead in Kansas.  We have lots of bantams and standards (many breeds including: EEs, BOs, Speckled Sussexes, Delawares, Silkies, d'Uccles, Cochins, A few home hatched mixes, OEG bantams, and a couple undetermined).  We also have five goats (mixed origin), one dexter heifer, two pigs, and nine ducks.  Life couldn't be much better.

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We live on a beautiful homestead in Kansas.  We have lots of bantams and standards (many breeds including: EEs, BOs, Speckled Sussexes, Delawares, Silkies, d'Uccles, Cochins, A few home hatched mixes, OEG bantams, and a couple undetermined).  We also have five goats (mixed origin), one dexter heifer, two pigs, and nine ducks.  Life couldn't be much better.

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BTW the one in the photo is Uffie.

We live on a beautiful homestead in Kansas.  We have lots of bantams and standards (many breeds including: EEs, BOs, Speckled Sussexes, Delawares, Silkies, d'Uccles, Cochins, A few home hatched mixes, OEG bantams, and a couple undetermined).  We also have five goats (mixed origin), one dexter heifer, two pigs, and nine ducks.  Life couldn't be much better.

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We live on a beautiful homestead in Kansas.  We have lots of bantams and standards (many breeds including: EEs, BOs, Speckled Sussexes, Delawares, Silkies, d'Uccles, Cochins, A few home hatched mixes, OEG bantams, and a couple undetermined).  We also have five goats (mixed origin), one dexter heifer, two pigs, and nine ducks.  Life couldn't be much better.

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post #4 of 77

I have seramas and love giving them catchy names. My barred roo is named Barbwire. A white roo named Iceman.

 

I have chicks named Tadpole, Chipmunk, Rambo and just the other day saw where someone had a chick named Meatball...

 

Had a goofy RIR rooster that I named Rufus.  And a blue standard sized cochin my g-son named Cookie Monster....

No matter how much we push the envelope it is still stationary......
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No matter how much we push the envelope it is still stationary......
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post #5 of 77

I have a GLW who is so pretty... her name is Pippa MiddleHen after Pippa Middleton.

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Rupert was the name of my RIR roo... (deceased)

Henry was my bantam roo (also dead)

Harriet was my RIR hen (deceased)

Henrietta was a RIR (also...)

Ian was my nice EE roo (dead)

Shadow is my EE roo

Grant is my BR roo

Jessie is a BR

Chick-chick is the one my mom named...

all the others are unnamed

post #7 of 77

Here's my funniest chicken names (Named by my brother)

Doodle

Fluffer-nugget

Wasabi

Mark 11:22-23

"Have faith in God," Jesus answered. "I tell you the truth, if anyone says to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it will be done for him.

 

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Mark 11:22-23

"Have faith in God," Jesus answered. "I tell you the truth, if anyone says to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it will be done for him.

 

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post #8 of 77

I have ten chickens and names are as follows:

 

Mystery (Barred rock hen)

Annabeth (An RIR named after the character from Percy Jackson)

Daisy (Yet another RIR)

Skye (Amerucana)

Bridget (Amerucana)

Elizabeth Violet "Survivor" (Not sure what breed she is, sure is cute though!)

Goldie (Came named.....)

Pumpkin (Buffy)

Nutmegan (Buffy)

 

And last but not least:

Spice "Doodle"

"Suddenly a voice said, 'Go forth neighbor,

spread the picture on a wider screen.'
And the voice said, 'Neighbor there's a million reasons
why you should be glad in all four seasons.
Hit the road neighbor leave your worries and strife,
Spread the religion of the rhythm of life!' "

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"Suddenly a voice said, 'Go forth neighbor,

spread the picture on a wider screen.'
And the voice said, 'Neighbor there's a million reasons
why you should be glad in all four seasons.
Hit the road neighbor leave your worries and strife,
Spread the religion of the rhythm of life!' "

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post #9 of 77

Here are some of mine!:

Grasshopper(Buff Orpington, because she REALLY loves grasshoppers. She will even follow me as I look for bugs to feed her)

Goldie(Buff Orpington, because she's gold and really sweet)

Snowbell(Grey Leghorn, deceased, because she was pure white most of the time)

Red(Isa Brown, because she is a very deep red color)

Velvet(Isa Brown, she's soft like velvet)

Bawk Bawk Betty(Silver-Laced Wyandotte, named so because she makes little beep-bop-boop sounds which are totally different from the others. She talks back when I imitate her.)

Jenny(Silver-Laced Wyandotte, somewhat aggressive towards newcomers)

Henny Penny(Ameraucana, deceased, named so because she seemed to be a little clumsy and thought the sky was falling!)

Blackie(Black Star, she's quite a rebel and wants to do her thing. She wants to have her own personal nest.)

 

I am a Roman-Catholic Homeschooled Chicken Girl and proud to be one! Proud owner of 1 Easter Egger rooster, 2 Buff Orpington hens, 2 Silver-Laced Wyandotte hens, 1 ISA Brown hen, 3 Cherry Egger pullets, 5 Barred Plymouth Rock pullets, 3 white Silkie chicks, 3 Easter Egger chicks, 1 Mille Fleur d'Uccle chick, 1 Porcelain d'Uccle chick, and 1 spunky, independent Black Star hen!

 

 

 

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I am a Roman-Catholic Homeschooled Chicken Girl and proud to be one! Proud owner of 1 Easter Egger rooster, 2 Buff Orpington hens, 2 Silver-Laced Wyandotte hens, 1 ISA Brown hen, 3 Cherry Egger pullets, 5 Barred Plymouth Rock pullets, 3 white Silkie chicks, 3 Easter Egger chicks, 1 Mille Fleur d'Uccle chick, 1 Porcelain d'Uccle chick, and 1 spunky, independent Black Star hen!

 

 

 

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post #10 of 77
Moey Mario Mostachio is my funniest.
Braveheart
Ara
Bigfoot
Tikita
Minnerva Cheesecake McGonagal
Lupin
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