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post #41 of 58

Buffy the worm slayer, our buff orpington

"Respect the elders...Teach the young...Cooperate with the pack

Play when you can...Hunt when you must...Rest in between

Share your affections...Voice your feelings...Leave your mark"

 

People in Alaska don't tan, they thaw

 

99.999% of girls would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. If your that 0.0001% Who's wiping blood from your fist, put this in your siggy.

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"Respect the elders...Teach the young...Cooperate with the pack

Play when you can...Hunt when you must...Rest in between

Share your affections...Voice your feelings...Leave your mark"

 

People in Alaska don't tan, they thaw

 

99.999% of girls would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. If your that 0.0001% Who's wiping blood from your fist, put this in your siggy.

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post #42 of 58

Jelly Bean our cochin roo

 

99.999% of girls would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. If your that 0.0001% Who's wiping blood from your fist, put this in your siggy.

 

I have a sad poem called The Waiting Dog, if you care about hearing a poem to end animal abuse, PM me

 

 

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99.999% of girls would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. If your that 0.0001% Who's wiping blood from your fist, put this in your siggy.

 

I have a sad poem called The Waiting Dog, if you care about hearing a poem to end animal abuse, PM me

 

 

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post #43 of 58

Some of my girls have regular names but end up with funny nicknames ...

Ester ... Ester the pester and occasionally Moaning Milly (she follows me everywhere begging for treats and wails pitifully at the door if I go inside)

Sylvia ... Mouldy Mary (her feathers didn't grow in right after her last moult)

Hallo ... a creamy pinkish EE  (my sister calls her peaches)

Weenie ... a red EE with a black beard ( my sister calls her BB for black beard)

 

 

 

I'm the silly old biddy one, proud member of the crazy pullets of BYC and resident chicken whisperer. My cologne is eau de chicken poop.
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I'm the silly old biddy one, proud member of the crazy pullets of BYC and resident chicken whisperer. My cologne is eau de chicken poop.
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post #44 of 58

i want an austrolorp named grape

my fave siggy: hey you! yeah you no not you the other guy yeah you do you like tacos?

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my fave siggy: hey you! yeah you no not you the other guy yeah you do you like tacos?

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post #45 of 58

I raise Banthams! I have Sandi, Honey, Henny, Clucky, Jesabel, Zorro, and Storm. Sunni & Dippi, and 7 roosters. Red, Omlet, Fryer, Mr. T, Toots and 2 silkies Big Ben and Tuft LeFlure!  I just got 6 more peeps... 3 RIR, Sesame, Cashew & Rosi, and 3 that will lay speckled eggs lol.png  named Spot, Freckles, and Dot.  I love it, and it is so much fun to come up with fun names!

post #46 of 58
Lucy, Roadkill, 10-Piece and Queen are my hens. Lucy and Roadkill are gold sex-links. Roadkill was named because she was always trying to kill herself. 10-Piece is fat and Queen tries to rule everythng and everyone.
post #47 of 58
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Originally Posted by armdchicken View Post

Buffy the worm slayer, our buff orpington

 

As a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan, I absolutely LOVE that name big_smile.png

post #48 of 58

Our chickens at school have several werid names like:

Cardboard

Darth Vader

Sirius Black

Zeebra

Tuxedo

Big Bird (Bearing in mind shes a game bantam)

Kellogs

Muesli

 

And my chickens are:

Bonny

Pippy

Redge Ranga

Yuki

Cleo

post #49 of 58

I have a BO I call Amulet, but my mom calls her Omelet gig.gif

"Watered down just like those strangers who call me 'brother' just because, and it's a long, long way to go... back up from Destitution Road." -Shadwick Wilde
"A clean kill. You are ready." -Neytiri Diskahan Mo'at'ite
I get chills whenever I hear those!!!
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"Watered down just like those strangers who call me 'brother' just because, and it's a long, long way to go... back up from Destitution Road." -Shadwick Wilde
"A clean kill. You are ready." -Neytiri Diskahan Mo'at'ite
I get chills whenever I hear those!!!
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post #50 of 58

Our names:

 

Rooster : Clyde

Hen: Large Marge

Bantam Hen: Boo

Silkie: Paris ( named after Paris Hilton, she's pretty dumb)

Leghorn Hen: Madam Loretta C. Vanderbeck Dutchess of Pleasant View ( I make everyone address her by her full name. She earned that title)

Top hat Polish: Elvis

 

We have a Jersey Giant chick and another Silkie we haven't named yet.
 

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