Originally Posted by CochinBrahmaLover
LOL! What did he say? Glad you had a good laugh !
Here is his first post:
So, I guess no more eating in the bedroom. Had pancakes and bacon last night for dinner, in bed. Left the Costco bottle of syrup on the floor, next to the bed. Woke up this morning, still dark, reached down, grabbed my shorts and put them on. It took a moment to start feeling and wondering what all the little bumps were inside my shorts, and a few more moments to realize the bumps were moving. ANTS! ahhh! my shorts were covered in ants! You go from the usual morning groggy to wide awake pretty fast when something like that happens.
An hour later:
I guess it just isn't going to be my day. I'm sitting on the porch, relaxing. Crack, crack, snap! Next thing I know, I'm flat on my back, the back of my head of course, hitting the house and sliding down the stucco along the way. Darn plastic chairs...