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post #231 of 1260
6/25/12 at 8:52pm

Why not just read the posts? Well, just have some mercy on Sour. He gets confused.

Three days slow... that's the problem... three days slow.

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post #232 of 1260
6/26/12 at 4:40am
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Originally Posted by bluesub View Post

What have you been planning with my babies, my pets, the occupants of the moat?!?

Bout time you chimed in for the moat babies. I can only take care of their habitat,not protection,especially from the hungry ones of the realm.

 

Declaration of The Royal Moat Mucker:

 

1. Thou Shall Not Eat Denizens of The Moats.

2. Thou Shall Not walkith on yon Royal Grass around Moats

3. Thou Shall Not Lurk,Stalk,Skulk,or otherwise Molest the Denizens of The Moats.

4. Thou Shall not toss in soup ingredients into the Moat as to cause people to come running for Moat Stew.

5. Thou Shall not Tamper with the PH balance of the Moats..They are Royal Property.

6. Thou Shall not toss Salt,Pepper, or any spices on Moat Denizens if the come out to sun themselves.

7. Thou Shall not drinkith Moat Water.

8. Thou Shall not relieve themselves in the Moats..They are Royal Property.

9. Thou Shall not temp Moat Denizens with a hot tub filled with sauce and call it "Rejuvinating Spa Therapy"

10.Thou Shall not mess with the Royal Moat Mucker...his job is hard enough.

 

Now learn and obey!!!

 

Here is The Royal Moat Declaration, Your Magesty Queen Em. bow.gifbow.gifbow.gifbow.giflove.gif

Oh the Bunyip’s very bad,And the Bunyip’s very bold,And they tell you that the Bunyip’s Now a thousand years old.
So you better come home quickly,And you better hide very soon,Or the Bunyip’s going to get you....

In the Bunyip moon
 

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Oh the Bunyip’s very bad,And the Bunyip’s very bold,And they tell you that the Bunyip’s Now a thousand years old.
So you better come home quickly,And you better hide very soon,Or the Bunyip’s going to get you....

In the Bunyip moon
 

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post #233 of 1260
6/26/12 at 5:15am
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Originally Posted by bluesub View Post

Somehow, I think you were involved too, JD...

Yes he was, yes he was!  He even has a marinade to remove the ammonia from the giant squid.  He knows a lot about cooking 'moat denizens'.  I think that he is writing a Moat Denizens Cook Book.  Are any missing?

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post #234 of 1260
6/26/12 at 5:49am
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Originally Posted by sourland View Post

Yes he was, yes he was!  He even has a marinade to remove the ammonia from the giant squid.  He knows a lot about cooking 'moat denizens'.  I think that he is writing a Moat Denizens Cook Book.  Are any missing?

I'm not sure about that, there's an awful lot of ammonia in giant squid... but I think a lot goes on behind the scenes that the Queen doesn't know about.

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post #235 of 1260
6/26/12 at 10:30am

Ise thinkx I herd thet whin ya get ammonia ya hafta go to the horsepital so the Nurses can give you "Oxydol" to breethe....or els you wil di.  Ammonia is a veri badd diseeze.

 

zhat "John Daniells" iz gooot schtuff !!!

 

THE ( Roiled ) Curmudgeon
 

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post #236 of 1260
6/26/12 at 12:07pm

No that's p-new-ammonia.  Giant squid have the Windex kind.  We could always kill them and use them to wash our windows.  wee.gif

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post #237 of 1260
6/26/12 at 4:31pm
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Originally Posted by sourland View Post

No that's p-new-ammonia.  Giant squid have the Windex kind.  We could always kill them and use them to wash our windows.  wee.gif

 

Whut duz Whendext taste like ?  Ish hit as good a "Ole Jon Dannells" ?

 

Pew-NEW_ammonium, huh? Wal, o.k.

 

I don' warsh winders. My Guard-dog, Mr. Divit Crockettt duch thet fer me...

( shumtimes I kin even seee outsides them winders.  if'n he ain't been on thet "Ole Gravy-Train". )

 

Mebbe ya kood "smoks" sum 'o them moat-critters ta make pizzza fro thet-thar UPCOMING "date-chapperoning" ?

 

Thet-thar's an idear !

 

THE ( Roiled ) Curmudgeon

P.S. I kood supply them "mater-sauce" 'n sum garlic two !  NO cheez-whiz handy, tho.

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post #238 of 1260
6/26/12 at 8:55pm
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Yes he was, yes he was!  He even has a marinade to remove the ammonia from the giant squid.  He knows a lot about cooking 'moat denizens'.  I think that he is writing a Moat Denizens Cook Book.  Are any missing?

Well!!! Sour !!! Tsk tsk tsk. And to think I was being nice to you.hmm.pngOh for everyone's information, I hate calamari! Squid are best left alone doing their thing. Not eaten!

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YB Normal?

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post #239 of 1260
6/26/12 at 9:48pm

I just now realized that Sour is probably gonna claim senility and doesn't remember anything he has said.hmm.png

Three days slow... that's the problem... three days slow.

YB Normal?

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Three days slow... that's the problem... three days slow.

YB Normal?

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post #240 of 1260
6/27/12 at 5:22am

What, did I say something?  old.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eat 'em all - use JD's recipes. droolin.gif

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