~The Council of Men on BYC~ - Page 28  

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Originally Posted by WooingWyandotte 

I agree, it is indeed hard to read past text.  Maybe that's better though, because I'm a little too pointed and annoying to some people.  

And yes, I'm very aware that I'm entering a man zone, if I was faint of heart I wouldn't be here now would I?

lmao! This particular man thread isn't one to worry about. Except you WILL wake up with facial hair. Fair warning. And I can understand as I too am miss read many a time. 

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Originally Posted by starhobo14 

lmao! This particular man thread isn't one to worry about. Except you WILL wake up with facial hair. Fair warning. And I can understand as I too am miss read many a time. 

Thankfully, this man thread hasn't gotten out of hand.    And I already have facial hair 0.0  (Now you'll never really know will you?  No one ever will know my gender on here :P)

Mis reading on forums are a little frustrating, but despite my mis-givings...I think forum-fights are interesting to lurk around...

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Originally Posted by WooingWyandotte 

Thankfully, this man thread hasn't gotten out of hand.    And I already have facial hair 0.0  (Now you'll never really know will you?  No one ever will know my gender on here :P)

Mis reading on forums are a little frustrating, but despite my mis-givings...I think forum-fights are interesting to lurk around...

Touche! Well don't forget about the chest hair, leg hair, and face hair. If you only have one you'r in for a shock in the morning. Not to mention Chuck Norris waking up next to you. And - DON'T YOU DARE WAKE HIM!!!

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Originally Posted by starhobo14 

Touche! Well don't forget about the chest hair, leg hair, and face hair. If you only have one you'r in for a shock in the morning. Not to mention Chuck Norris waking up next to you. And - DON'T YOU DARE WAKE HIM!!!

If that happened Chuck Norris would get a triple concussion and a visit to the ER.  

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Originally Posted by Ducks and Banny hens 

Anyone who uses a term so feminine as 'Man Card', is not worthy of this thread. Any objections?

 

And why would mine be revoked for making fun of the less masculine in a story?
 

 

 

'Man Card', and 'Party Fowl' go back when men were really men. To say the term 'Man Card' is feminine is pure bunk. The term 'Skip' and 'Caress' are quite unmanly to say though. 

The revocation would be due to you hyper linking that **** cute story about the two little ducks. A man could do the same, but it would include scenes from Heavy Metal Thunder in it as well as the massive abuse of alcohol and 80's hair styles. 

However, in order to revoke a man card, a vote must be held. And, much to my dismay you were favored due to the crowd that 'skip' and .... well they were all forgiving ladies. And for that you should thank them by growing a mullet. I believe that is the custom anyway. 

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Originally Posted by Ducks and Banny hens 

Look who's talking....

 

Real men don't get drunk and listen to thrash metal! Real men are out harvesting pumpkins or falling timber or plowing or writing bedtime stories about ducks or talking about how pathetic women are!

 

And besides, I look horrible with a mullet.
 

 

Actually I believe getting drunk and listening to thrash metal is the absolute manly thing to do lmao! However I'm studying for a few tests. So, no metal, and no beer.... Just Durkheim. And a little Marx. Oh and belittling women is more of a rapper thing to do, real men like women. Hmmm.... I feel as if I just lost my Bro Card...

Hmmm, I'm new to the council, and I agree that falling timber & plowing are hard-core manly tasks, however, the whole ducky bedtime story thing is, in my opinion, questionable at best. Now, if it were a story about a duck building a dam in a combat zone, or exploring a dangerous croc-infested backwater, an exception could be made... and of course the duck in the story would have to be named "Drake".