- I swim fully dressed with Cargo pants, running shoes and a buttoned shirt. Usually some sort of hat, too
- I eat strawberries with salt and butter
- I know how to remove my underpants without removing my pants
- I have swallowed 16 Northern Peanut Borers by accident in my lifetime. Only 1 on purpose.
- I attended my own shivaree
- I have eaten 4 pounds of bacon in one sitting without any ill affects
- I like the smell of my armpit sweat so much that I'm trying to start collecting it
And yes, all of these things are true.