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post #11 of 35
3/17/12 at 3:03pm

Last time I did that to my rooster, he just about had a heart attack.  I think it was because he was so busy he didn't notice me walk up.  
 

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I have some more:

 

Keep all of your hair from every haircut you've ever gotten. That way, if your country gets invaded during a war, you can pretend to be a Bear. Terrorists don't care about Bears.

 

If you are stressed, get a pair of chickens, and wait for the Rooster to mount the hen. Then, quickly run up behind them and kick the rooster off as hard as you can. This is very therapuetic.



 

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post #12 of 35
3/17/12 at 3:17pm
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Last time I did that to my rooster, he just about had a heart attack.  I think it was because he was so busy he didn't notice me walk up.  

That's not the real reason he had a heartattack. *giggles like a titmouse*

 

 

 

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post #13 of 35
3/17/12 at 3:18pm
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That's not the real reason he had a heartattack. *giggles like a titmouse*

 

 

 

Why then?
 

 

"The only real failure in life is the failure to try"

 

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"The only real failure in life is the failure to try"

 

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post #14 of 35
3/17/12 at 3:22pm

What's a titmouse, Banny Shmanny?
 

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That's not the real reason he had a heartattack. *giggles like a titmouse*

 

 

 



 

I have severe ASD disorder.  (Avid Swing Dancer)

 

-Woo

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I have severe ASD disorder.  (Avid Swing Dancer)

 

-Woo

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post #15 of 35
3/17/12 at 3:27pm
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A Tit with a crest. They're usually gray.

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post #16 of 35
3/17/12 at 3:29pm

Oh.

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post #17 of 35
3/17/12 at 3:32pm
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A Tit with a crest. They're usually gray.



I still want to know why he had a heart attack, why ducky?

"The only real failure in life is the failure to try"

 

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post #18 of 35
3/18/12 at 11:56am

ya, why??

Jesus is the ONE AND ONLY WAY! that whosever believes in Him, shall not perish, but have everlasting life in Him! With Jesus, In heaven, walking in the streets of gold! 

for we walk by faith not by sight. 

The farm blog: http://crownranchmo.com/WordPress/

 

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Jesus is the ONE AND ONLY WAY! that whosever believes in Him, shall not perish, but have everlasting life in Him! With Jesus, In heaven, walking in the streets of gold! 

for we walk by faith not by sight. 

The farm blog: http://crownranchmo.com/WordPress/

 

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post #19 of 35
3/18/12 at 3:22pm
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No, you're wrong, you don't want to know ;)

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post #20 of 35
3/18/12 at 4:56pm
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No, you're wrong, you don't want to know ;)



I DO WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!!

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