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Karen followed and landed on the cliff behind him.  She crouched down to let Jason and Connie off before walking over to Jester.  "So why did you just attack me and my kids back there?  Why couldn't you just ask me who I was and weather I belonged here or not?"

 

(gonna have 2 go soon but I might B back on L8r 2nite)

Some doctors are saying that every strip of Bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. 

Based on that math... ...I should have died in 1732.  BACON WINS!!!

Some doctors are saying that every strip of Bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. 

Based on that math... ...I should have died in 1732.  BACON WINS!!!

post #622 of 2709
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(Okay)

 

"Because that would be no fun." He replied, with a slight hint of a chuckle.

"Before Drake started "YOLO", did ya'll think you could live twice or...?"

"Before Drake started "YOLO", did ya'll think you could live twice or...?"

post #623 of 2709

"So you call doing that to my kid fun?" she said, gesturing to Jason's tattered wing.

Some doctors are saying that every strip of Bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. 

Based on that math... ...I should have died in 1732.  BACON WINS!!!

Some doctors are saying that every strip of Bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. 

Based on that math... ...I should have died in 1732.  BACON WINS!!!

post #624 of 2709
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"Actually yes," he said pleasantly 'You should try it one day"

"Before Drake started "YOLO", did ya'll think you could live twice or...?"

"Before Drake started "YOLO", did ya'll think you could live twice or...?"

post #625 of 2709

"Why would I ever assult my own child?!?  I'm starting to feel like doing something to you."

Some doctors are saying that every strip of Bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. 

Based on that math... ...I should have died in 1732.  BACON WINS!!!

Some doctors are saying that every strip of Bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. 

Based on that math... ...I should have died in 1732.  BACON WINS!!!

post #626 of 2709
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Jester started to laugh, a cold, rough sound "I'm shaking in my claws now!"

"Before Drake started "YOLO", did ya'll think you could live twice or...?"

"Before Drake started "YOLO", did ya'll think you could live twice or...?"

post #627 of 2709

"I'll have you know that my fire breath is fueled by magnesium and burns at over 2000 degrees; that's enough to easily melt rocks and metal and can turn any combustible object to ash in seconds.  In addition to that, these spikes on my tail are filled with a paralyzing venom and can be shot at my adversary by whipping my tail around; there are several hundred of them and they grow back within a day of being used."  Gesturing over at her kids again, she continued, "My daughter has both of those too, and my son's fire breath can shoot as a large ball that explodes on impact."

 

(gtg now)


Edited by trainfullachickens14 - 4/10/12 at 7:00pm

Some doctors are saying that every strip of Bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. 

Based on that math... ...I should have died in 1732.  BACON WINS!!!

Some doctors are saying that every strip of Bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. 

Based on that math... ...I should have died in 1732.  BACON WINS!!!

post #628 of 2709
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Originally Posted by trainfullachickens14 View Post

"I'll have you know that my fire breath is fueled by pure magnesium and burns at over 3500 degrees; that's enough to easily melt rocks and metal and can turn any combustible object to ash in seconds.  In addition to that, these spikes on my tail are filled with a paralyzing venom and can be shot at my adversary by whipping my tail around; there are several hundred of them and they grow back within a day of being used."  Gesturing over at her kids again, she continued, "My daughter has both of those too, and my son's fire breath can shoot as a large ball that explodes on impact."

 

(gtg now)


(The dragons in Avalon can only breath regular fire, otherwise certain dragons would have a huge advantage over others)

 

Jester didn't seem worried, he leaned casually up against the cliff side and looked at Karen as though they were having a completely normal conversation. "I should forewarn you, before you try anything stupid," he said "that if you lay a claw on me, the entire army of Caronia will be summoned within seconds. They will gut your children alive, while your watching of course, then cut off your fingers one by one and pluck each scale from your body before burning your unprotected skin until it peels away from your bones. Then, if you are lucky, they will kill you. If your not... well, I'll leave you to figure that one out. So, if I were you I'd stay out. If not for your own sake, for your childrens."

 


Edited by HollyBird24 - 4/10/12 at 4:12pm

"Before Drake started "YOLO", did ya'll think you could live twice or...?"

"Before Drake started "YOLO", did ya'll think you could live twice or...?"

post #629 of 2709
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(The dragons in Avalon can only breath regular fire, otherwise certain dragons would have a huge advantage over others)

 

Jester didn't seem worried, he leaned casually up against the cliff side and looked at Karen as though they were having a completely normal conversation. "I should forewarn you, before you try anything stupid," he said "that if you lay a claw on me, the entire army of Caronia will be summoned within seconds. They will gut your children alive, while your watching of course, then cut off your fingers one by one and pluck each scale from your body before burning your unprotected skin until it peels away from your bones. Then, if you are lucky, they will kill you. If your not... well, I'll leave you to figure that one out. So, if I were you I'd stay out. If not for your own sake, for your childrens."

 

(darn, but can Karen and Connie's fire still be like 2000 degrees or something? Jason's fire being normal is fine with me)

 

"Then I guess I better not trip near you or anything." she said, sarcastically. She walked over to her kids and laid down next to Jason, his wing was now bleeding fairly bad and he was wimpering in pain. She put one wing over him and pulled him up against her body to comfort him. She shot a fury look at Jester and thought "dang, an innocent child in terrible pain makes this sicko laugh. I hope that Tenebrae gets here soon so I don't have to look at this guy anymore."

Some doctors are saying that every strip of Bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. 

Based on that math... ...I should have died in 1732.  BACON WINS!!!

Some doctors are saying that every strip of Bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. 

Based on that math... ...I should have died in 1732.  BACON WINS!!!

post #630 of 2709
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Originally Posted by trainfullachickens14 View Post

(darn, but can Karen and Connie's fire still be like 2000 degrees or something? Jason's fire being normal is fine with me)

 

"Then I guess I better not trip near you or anything." she said, sarcastically. She walked over to her kids and laid down next to Jason, his wing was now bleeding fairly bad and he was wimpering in pain. She put one wing over him and pulled him up against her body to comfort him. She shot a fury look at Jester and thought "dang, an innocent child in terrible pain makes this sicko laugh. I hope that Tenebrae gets here soon so I don't have to look at this guy anymore."


(A regular fire is about 2000 degrees F, so yeah it can be like that. But it would be the same as anyone elses)

 

"Right you are!" Jester laughed again, grinning like a madman.
 

 

"Before Drake started "YOLO", did ya'll think you could live twice or...?"

"Before Drake started "YOLO", did ya'll think you could live twice or...?"

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