Are there REALLY inbred cannibals in the woods of west VA? - Page 3

then never drive down HWY 27 towards Lake Wales FL , there is aclown museum. But if you need security, the uncle of Dwayne Johnson has a wrestling school just a few miles up.

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Originally Posted by GableBabble 

Holy God.... Clowns scare the crapola out of me. Something about a man dressed in ruffles and bright colors, wearing tons of makeup, and being too happy.....wth

Inbred Creepy Cannibal Clowns with Banjos
 

 

Don't be fooled by the media...the two places I've been in WV with the most inbreeding were also the places that have the most millionaires per capita in the state.  They can afford to BUY their humans to cannibalize~processed and already packaged for the freezer~ and don't need to trick them into coming to the house for home butchering.

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Originally Posted by GardenerGal 

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhg!!!!!!  CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clowns = Creepiest things on Earth. Much worse than inbred cannibals.

 

Except for Inbred Cannibal Clowns. (ICC)

 

wanna hear the story..?

here ya go (i can give you nightmares for years to come with these stories)

ok, before i start I just want to let you know that this story is TRUE and it actually happened!!

A few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted to watch tv but she couldnt watch it downstairs because they didnt have cable downstairs (the parents didnt want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable tv in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blancket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father(who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said.....take the children and get out of the house.....we'll call the police...we dont have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got out of the house safely, and the police later caught the clown impersontor running down the street. It just so happens that the clown was a enraged killer, who had escaped from jail.

also who wants to hear the "Have you checked the kids?" story??

Hey, that clown school and closwn museum are in my town...and you are right.  It is the creepiest thing I ever saw.

I would have gotten a scarier version but couldnt find it (of clown story)

Dear Glory I had the hair on my neck stand up. I loathe clowns.

ps.

I guess Capvin will never have to worry about my visiting that city.............*shivers*

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Originally Posted by GableBabble 

Dear Glory I had the hair on my neck stand up. I loathe clowns.

ps.

I guess Capvin will never have to worry about my visiting that city.............*shivers*

did my story help?!

what? Capvin?

ETA- this happened in London England

I always heard it was Albinos!!!!

It was scary enough for me!

Clowns are just naturally creepy, so add an escaped killer to that formula and it's mega creep-out.

Can someone be arrested for imperonating a clown?! lol

 

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Originally Posted by CochinBrahmaLover 

I would have gotten a scarier version but couldnt find it (of clown story)