'Real men don't need Toilet seats.'
'I never have heartattacks. Never will. Whenever my left arm goes num, the primary heartattack symptom is sharp pains in the left arm. Whenever I have sharp pains in my left arm, the primary symptom is the left arm going numb.'
'Nurse? I accidentally swallowed a DNR waver! I need a plunger!'
Me - Anything to add? Make fun of me? Argue with me without point?
Her - Nothing to add, except that I've reported you for making very provocative posts on this thread.
Me - You're gonna report me for something you did?