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Things that I have said to my chickens

post #1 of 35
3/25/12 at 12:54pm
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"Wow, Nellie! You've done really good! I've been holding you for almost 15 seconds and you haven't gotten carsick on me yet! Good girl! Good girly!"

 

"Yes, old boy, I am taking you to the breeding pen today. I know you like your nice warm spot in the barn, but I'm taking you to breed with the hens. I can do that. I'm powerful."

 

"Don't be scared, girl. Come on out of there. What are you? Chicken?"

 

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post #2 of 35
3/25/12 at 1:10pm

*facepalm*

"Starfire has quite the habit of trying to eat the collar of my jacket, just sayin'." -- Me

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"Starfire has quite the habit of trying to eat the collar of my jacket, just sayin'." -- Me

Want to learn more about me and read some of my crazy antics this summer? I've got my photography, monthly updates and other things down below!
http://kickin-it-retro.blogspot.com/?m=1
Thanks guys! =3
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post #3 of 35
3/25/12 at 1:17pm

"Get in there, Bird-brain!"

 

"Dude, don't even try to go after that old hen. You will be so hen-pecked afterwards...."

:)

I'm the proud owner of a flock of wonderful chickens, ducks, and geese, 5 rabbits, 1 dog, 1 cockatiel, 1 betta, and 2 cats.

Check out my blog, if you're into that kind of thing: http://www.trainedbyahorse.blogspot.com.

 

"Everybody dies, but not everyone lives" ~Cross The Line, Superchick

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I'm the proud owner of a flock of wonderful chickens, ducks, and geese, 5 rabbits, 1 dog, 1 cockatiel, 1 betta, and 2 cats.

Check out my blog, if you're into that kind of thing: http://www.trainedbyahorse.blogspot.com.

 

"Everybody dies, but not everyone lives" ~Cross The Line, Superchick

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post #4 of 35
3/25/12 at 2:34pm
"Hey lovelies! Look at that, it's a fox. You should probably run."
Don't worry, I got rid of the fox and no chickens were hurt.
I won't be on much at all anymore. I'm WAY too busy with school and such. If you wish to contact me, PM me and I will reply as soon as I can.
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I won't be on much at all anymore. I'm WAY too busy with school and such. If you wish to contact me, PM me and I will reply as soon as I can.
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post #5 of 35
3/25/12 at 5:38pm

"Here chick-chick-chick-chick!"

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post #6 of 35
3/25/12 at 5:40pm

"ceaser, you should really stop getting into fights"

 

"i swear rooster you got 9 lives or something!"

 

this guy survide 3 or 6 dog attacks,and  a big fight with a roo that nearly got him killed 0-0

If what CNN says is true...Then I must be a 'evil 4-Her'. If you are proud to be a 'evil 4-Her" Or ex4-Her put this in your siggy! I like knowing were my food is from, and how it is raised!

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If what CNN says is true...Then I must be a 'evil 4-Her'. If you are proud to be a 'evil 4-Her" Or ex4-Her put this in your siggy! I like knowing were my food is from, and how it is raised!

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post #7 of 35
3/25/12 at 6:31pm
“OMG! Put that dead mouse down NOW!”

“don't peck me Sweetie, I just want to check the eggs, good girl, don't peck, good girls don't peck……………OWWWWWWWW you evil raptor bird!”

“OMG! What are doing get out of my kitchen, out out out! Why were you in the sink? O my an egg! GOOD GIRL!”
*-Meredith-*

Mom to 3 wonderful dogs, 4 crazy cats(one is expecting any day now ), 4 hyper rabbits, a happy assortment of chickens, and some funny call ducks. And(for now)1 random turkey.

Living my dream life here at Shadow Oak Farm, and loving every second!!!!!!!!!
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*-Meredith-*

Mom to 3 wonderful dogs, 4 crazy cats(one is expecting any day now ), 4 hyper rabbits, a happy assortment of chickens, and some funny call ducks. And(for now)1 random turkey.

Living my dream life here at Shadow Oak Farm, and loving every second!!!!!!!!!
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post #8 of 35
3/26/12 at 8:41am

"Hi there little fellow! You're so cute! Your mama had so much fun in her mental transe that she almost starved to death while she was cooking you in your egg!"

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post #9 of 35
3/26/12 at 9:10am


 

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Originally Posted by lidy banny woo View Post

 

"Don't be scared, girl. Come on out of there. What are you? Chicken?"

 



I have actually said this before.... 

 

*facepalm*

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post #10 of 35
3/26/12 at 9:12am

Oh Misty you are such a good broody! 

Ouch! You pecked me!

 

 I LOVE POPCORN!

All Chicks should be born the natural way, with a mother 

All creatures should be treated without cruelty

Everyone should be a chicken lover!!!!!!! 

99.999% of girls would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. If your that 0.0001% Who's wiping blood from your fist, put this in your siggy.

 

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 I LOVE POPCORN!

All Chicks should be born the natural way, with a mother 

All creatures should be treated without cruelty

Everyone should be a chicken lover!!!!!!! 

99.999% of girls would die if Justin Bieber appeared at their doorstep and asked for a date. If your that 0.0001% Who's wiping blood from your fist, put this in your siggy.

 

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