We moved all the topics in the 3 new sections into the "Other pets" section and we'll be deleting the 3 new sections. :)
It is a VERY tricky balance. We try to have something that isn't too far fetched that nobody will believe it, but also not too believable that nobody thinks it is a joke. We also try to do stuff that won't cause potential freaking out. We have a LOT of good ideas that we unfortunately can't try because it may give some members heart attacks.
You know, Rob, I don't want to see anyone get hurt, but I wouldn't mind if you cranked it up a notch or two!! I think that the ones that "freak" would get over it (they always do...eventually.)