But honey, I gotta take 'Bird with us! He's not feeling well.
Yes Mom, MayMay will be coming with us for Easter dinner. No she is not being served.
What do you mean you dont have a diaper in her size?
It's only poop. It will wash off, or just give it a flick.
Don't you DARE turn the lights off.
Honey, how about a furnace for the tajmahal?
(at 2 in the morning in the middle of winter) But it's so cold out and I have an extra down comforter that's really old....
They are NOT just chickens, they are MY chickens.
Sorry, I can not go this year, I dont have a sitter.
No, she's not fat! She's just fluffy.
and the list goes on and on.....