"Why doesn't the pet store have chick feed?"
"haven't you ever seen a chicken in a pet store?"
"Just leave the eggs on the counter" (With 16 ppl for the holidays, there is no room in the fridge. Fresh eggs are a life saver)
"If I get tired of them, I can just cut off their heads"
'I need a chicky bag"
(to complete strangers) "Do you have chickens?" "Well, why not?!?!"
"Thanks for the fertilizer"
"Sturgis (dog), that is NOT what they mean by 'bird dog'"
A common problem in my house, "Honey, what are you going to do with the chicken?" "Huh? "For supper" "What??" "The dead stuff on the counter!"
As well as "I got the chicken out of the freezer" "WHAT?!?!?! OH! Okay."