I startled my hubby yesterday by walking in the house and stating: "Stan has butt lice."
I startled him again when he followed me to the pet department of walmart and asked what was I looking for.
"Shampoo for Stan's butt lice."
I heart a snicker from the next isle. Ain't no telling what that person thought.
OMG....that was so funny, I started crying while I was laughing!!!