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post #231 of 1595
6/25/12 at 9:33pm
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I startled my hubby yesterday by walking in the house and stating:  "Stan has butt lice."

 

I startled him again when he followed me to the pet department of walmart and asked what was I looking for.

 

"Shampoo for Stan's butt lice."

 

I heart a snicker from the next isle.  Ain't no telling what that person thought.

 

 

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post #232 of 1595
6/26/12 at 5:50am

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Happily married mom, with a wonderful 2 year old boy, many chickens, ducks, geese, and Great Danes on 50 acres with a pond and a old family home in south east Ga.... and trying to start a pick your own organic fruit farm :)  Visit our Great Danes at http://nightmagicpride.com/ We have blue European puppies several times a year :) and they all LOVE the chickens, ducks and geese!

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Happily married mom, with a wonderful 2 year old boy, many chickens, ducks, geese, and Great Danes on 50 acres with a pond and a old family home in south east Ga.... and trying to start a pick your own organic fruit farm :)  Visit our Great Danes at http://nightmagicpride.com/ We have blue European puppies several times a year :) and they all LOVE the chickens, ducks and geese!

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post #233 of 1595
6/26/12 at 11:29am

Don't poop on the baby!
 

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post #234 of 1595
6/27/12 at 5:30pm

Honey can you quick run and get the worms so they I can get them out of the lanai, they are attacking the cat and pooping everywhere!

 

It's like a minefield out there!

 

Don't leave the door open, Lucy just came in the house again and the rest are right behind her.

 

Don't throw those grapes away, I'm going to cut them up for the girls.

 

Who pooped on my chair?

 

Reese has lost the flock again, hear her peeping? Better go find her....
 

Lucy, no, I don't have any more worms. Now get back in the coop and go to SLEEP !

And don't knock Zoey off the roost !


Edited by Jadnils - 6/27/12 at 5:38pm

1 Husband, 2 sons, 2 dogs, 1 loudmouth cat, 1 ball python, 2 garter snakes,  1 bearded dragon, 1 sulcata tortoise, 2 tanks of fish and 4 lovely hens ( RIP my little Zoey)

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1 Husband, 2 sons, 2 dogs, 1 loudmouth cat, 1 ball python, 2 garter snakes,  1 bearded dragon, 1 sulcata tortoise, 2 tanks of fish and 4 lovely hens ( RIP my little Zoey)

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post #235 of 1595
6/28/12 at 7:51am

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Happily married mom, with a wonderful 2 year old boy, many chickens, ducks, geese, and Great Danes on 50 acres with a pond and a old family home in south east Ga.... and trying to start a pick your own organic fruit farm :)  Visit our Great Danes at http://nightmagicpride.com/ We have blue European puppies several times a year :) and they all LOVE the chickens, ducks and geese!

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Happily married mom, with a wonderful 2 year old boy, many chickens, ducks, geese, and Great Danes on 50 acres with a pond and a old family home in south east Ga.... and trying to start a pick your own organic fruit farm :)  Visit our Great Danes at http://nightmagicpride.com/ We have blue European puppies several times a year :) and they all LOVE the chickens, ducks and geese!

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post #236 of 1595
6/28/12 at 2:08pm

Whenever we see a small building on a plot of land, someone will say: "That would make a great chicken coop!"

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I would be a vegetarian if it weren't for bacon

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There is a difference between being involved and being committed, the chicken and cow are involved in breakfast, the pig is committed.

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I would be a vegetarian if it weren't for bacon

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There is a difference between being involved and being committed, the chicken and cow are involved in breakfast, the pig is committed.

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post #237 of 1595
6/28/12 at 3:53pm

The girls don't seem to like that watermelon much.  Maybe it would taste better with mealworms sprinkled on top.
 

Adoptive mom to 3 cats, 1 rabbit, and a 9 year old human boy, and bio mom to a 5 year old girl. 

Mother hen to 1 buff orpington, 1 buckeye, 1 silver laced wyandotte, 1 barred rock, 1 light brahma, and 2 easter eggers.

Our cardigan welsh corgi, Maddie, loves to herd chickens, children, and cats!

 

You can't scare me!  I teach 6th grade!

 

 

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Adoptive mom to 3 cats, 1 rabbit, and a 9 year old human boy, and bio mom to a 5 year old girl. 

Mother hen to 1 buff orpington, 1 buckeye, 1 silver laced wyandotte, 1 barred rock, 1 light brahma, and 2 easter eggers.

Our cardigan welsh corgi, Maddie, loves to herd chickens, children, and cats!

 

You can't scare me!  I teach 6th grade!

 

 

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post #238 of 1595
6/30/12 at 8:23am

Hey Girls! you gonna leave me sweet surprises soon? big_smile.png

Happily married mom, with a wonderful 2 year old boy, many chickens, ducks, geese, and Great Danes on 50 acres with a pond and a old family home in south east Ga.... and trying to start a pick your own organic fruit farm :)  Visit our Great Danes at http://nightmagicpride.com/ We have blue European puppies several times a year :) and they all LOVE the chickens, ducks and geese!

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Happily married mom, with a wonderful 2 year old boy, many chickens, ducks, geese, and Great Danes on 50 acres with a pond and a old family home in south east Ga.... and trying to start a pick your own organic fruit farm :)  Visit our Great Danes at http://nightmagicpride.com/ We have blue European puppies several times a year :) and they all LOVE the chickens, ducks and geese!

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post #239 of 1595
6/30/12 at 1:29pm

when referring to my future chicks: "Guess who got laid today?" 

my flock: 1 EE,1 SLW, 1 white rock, and one quail d'anver belgian bantam.

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my flock: 1 EE,1 SLW, 1 white rock, and one quail d'anver belgian bantam.

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post #240 of 1595
7/1/12 at 10:25pm
Also today we had this convo Me: Hunny the silver fish and water bugs are back in the bathroom Hubby: I will call the bug guy Me: Naw lets see if the chickens will eat them Hubby: Ok but your cleaning up the poop Later in the day I had forgot about them Kid: MOM the chickens in my lap Me: Well get it off Kid: But I'm on the toilet Me: Shoo her off shes not going to kill you Kid: MOM! SHE POOPED ON ME Me: Well the toilet paper is right there. LOL That was funny. CG Edited to try to correct for the funky spacing. It looks correct in editor mode but all the returns are gone when submitted.
Edited by CGinJCMO - 7/1/12 at 10:29pm

CG in JeffCity, MO

Wife, Mother to 2 sons, 2 cats, & lots of aquarium fish

Chicken Keeper to 2012: Hens: 5 Reds, 3 Barred Rocks, 1 white EE, &  an EE roo; 2013: 3 EE, 2 Austra Whites, 1 Black Austrlorp pullets

The boys claim the 1 Old English Game hen, (DS1) and 5 pullets & 1 cockerel Porcelain D'uccles (DS2)

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CG in JeffCity, MO

Wife, Mother to 2 sons, 2 cats, & lots of aquarium fish

Chicken Keeper to 2012: Hens: 5 Reds, 3 Barred Rocks, 1 white EE, &  an EE roo; 2013: 3 EE, 2 Austra Whites, 1 Black Austrlorp pullets

The boys claim the 1 Old English Game hen, (DS1) and 5 pullets & 1 cockerel Porcelain D'uccles (DS2)

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