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post #241 of 1592
7/2/12 at 2:39am
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Originally Posted by SKG1121 View Post

when referring to my future chicks: "Guess who got laid today?" 


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R.I.P, RANGER.. My WONDERFUL Barred Rock Hen who tragically drowned. 

5/2011 to 6/15/2012.. You will be sorely missed and we'll always love you

 

R. I. P MY 1 WHOLE FLOCK...

WINNIE

SOPHIE

SASSY

 

IA M SO SORRY!

 

 



 

 



 

 

 

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R.I.P, RANGER.. My WONDERFUL Barred Rock Hen who tragically drowned. 

5/2011 to 6/15/2012.. You will be sorely missed and we'll always love you

 

R. I. P MY 1 WHOLE FLOCK...

WINNIE

SOPHIE

SASSY

 

IA M SO SORRY!

 

 



 

 



 

 

 

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post #242 of 1592
7/2/12 at 2:49am

we got eggs yet

FLEW-DA-COOP  THE ROOSTER MAY RULE THE ROOST BUT THE HENS RULE THE ROOSTER

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FLEW-DA-COOP  THE ROOSTER MAY RULE THE ROOST BUT THE HENS RULE THE ROOSTER

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post #243 of 1592
7/3/12 at 5:54am

honey, does this look like poop under my nails???????  My nail tech is gonna KILL me again....

I looked at all the caged animals in the barn...the cast-offs of human society. I saw in their eyes love and hope, fear and dread, sadness, and betrayal. And I was angry."God," I said, "this is terrible! Why don't you do something?"God was silent for a moment, and then He spoke softly, "I have done something," he replied.  "I created you."

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I looked at all the caged animals in the barn...the cast-offs of human society. I saw in their eyes love and hope, fear and dread, sadness, and betrayal. And I was angry."God," I said, "this is terrible! Why don't you do something?"God was silent for a moment, and then He spoke softly, "I have done something," he replied.  "I created you."

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post #244 of 1592
7/3/12 at 6:37am
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Originally Posted by Aeropennchick View Post

Something I definitely never said to a stranger before I got into chickens - 

 

 

   "Nice cock!"

 flapping hilarous!!

 

We've had

"You sir are a chicken! Chickens sleep IN the chicken coop. You know that cute little house in the pasture? That would be your house. The beautiful girls that live there? They are your friends even if they dont think so. Now get out there and be the rooster i know you can be"

(little pep talk to my Cogburn, hes new to the flock and a little unsure of himself)

 

"No Peepers cannot go to swim lessons"

 

"Can you hold her while i spray her butt"

 

last but not least

 

"Here Chicka Chicka Chicka"

I am probably the only person i know who has birds that come when i call. They listen better than the dog. But then again I dont personally know anyone else with chickens. I am a Lone Chicka.

Proud wife to a wonderful man, proud mommy to two more wonderful men, proud owner of 7 RIR, 1 large dark cornish, 1 black maran, and 1 americana.

 

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Proud wife to a wonderful man, proud mommy to two more wonderful men, proud owner of 7 RIR, 1 large dark cornish, 1 black maran, and 1 americana.

 

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post #245 of 1592
7/3/12 at 11:21am
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Originally Posted by basteph1977 View Post

 flapping hilarous!!

 

We've had

"You sir are a chicken! Chickens sleep IN the chicken coop. You know that cute little house in the pasture? That would be your house. The beautiful girls that live there? They are your friends even if they dont think so. Now get out there and be the rooster i know you can be"

(little pep talk to my Cogburn, hes new to the flock and a little unsure of himself)

 

If you're naming him Rooster Cogburn, he's got one heck of a manly image to live up to! 

He'd better get busy and grow a pair.  (of spurs!) big_smile.png

A mind is like a door.  Keep it open and something might get in.

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A mind is like a door.  Keep it open and something might get in.

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post #246 of 1592
7/3/12 at 12:12pm
To my 180 pound bullmastiff:
Now ripley, remember, chicks are friends, not food!tongue.png
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post #247 of 1592
7/3/12 at 9:48pm

Can't think of anything funny at the moment... except.... this afternoon I went out to check for eggs, and asked my chickens "Chochkins! did you lay me my eggs yet??" and some guy working on the school behind the house yelled "WHAT?" from across the way!! It took me a while to get him to understand I was talking to my chickens!

4 RIR, 1 Australorp, 1 Wyandotte, 5 new chickens I have no idea what are, 2 Cats, 1 Dachshund, 1 HUGE Mutt, 1 Turtle, 2 Crayfish, 5 Giant Goldfish, a zillion little fish

1 Other half-who has delusions he's the better one, 3 wonderful little monsters who masquerade as children,

and then there's ME!

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4 RIR, 1 Australorp, 1 Wyandotte, 5 new chickens I have no idea what are, 2 Cats, 1 Dachshund, 1 HUGE Mutt, 1 Turtle, 2 Crayfish, 5 Giant Goldfish, a zillion little fish

1 Other half-who has delusions he's the better one, 3 wonderful little monsters who masquerade as children,

and then there's ME!

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post #248 of 1592
7/3/12 at 10:27pm

To my 12 year old son that has braces..."try not to smile while you're holding them!" They love shiny objects!!

Super Lucky Mom to 1 chihuahua (Penny), 1 toy poodle (Auggie), 2 cats (Kitty and Paddlepaws), 1 parakeet (Tweety) and 1 Maximillian Pionus (Peanut) plus 2 human kids! Wife to 1 very loving and understanding husband!! 1 Black Australorp (Velvet); 1 Salmon Faverolles (Junie B); 1 Splash Marans (Alice); and 1 super sweet Buff Brahma (Peaches) RIP Peaches 04/23/2012-06/18/2012

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Super Lucky Mom to 1 chihuahua (Penny), 1 toy poodle (Auggie), 2 cats (Kitty and Paddlepaws), 1 parakeet (Tweety) and 1 Maximillian Pionus (Peanut) plus 2 human kids! Wife to 1 very loving and understanding husband!! 1 Black Australorp (Velvet); 1 Salmon Faverolles (Junie B); 1 Splash Marans (Alice); and 1 super sweet Buff Brahma (Peaches) RIP Peaches 04/23/2012-06/18/2012

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post #249 of 1592
7/4/12 at 12:07am

'look at those gorgeous fluffy butts'

'no i can't... I've got to check my peckers'

'you're not fat darling, you're just fluffy'

'come here my monster pecker, let me give you a kiss'

 

a friend of mine text me to say she had split up with her partner and was feeling really depressed and needed to get away i said, 'you can come round and play with my girls if you like' lol

 

when people exclaim, 'OMG you don't have a TV!' and i reply 'i don't need one i have chicken TV'

 

when my disabled chicken who quacks like a duck makes a cluck that sounds like 'birrrd' in  a really deep voice and i start singing, 'b,b,b,bird bird bird, bird is the word, i said everybody knows that the bird is the word!' 

 

- i think this is why they call me the mad chicken lady

vegan mum to nine rescue ex bats, a horse and a very hen pecked poodle

Until One has Loved an Animal, a Part of One's Soul Remains unawakened  ~Anatole France

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vegan mum to nine rescue ex bats, a horse and a very hen pecked poodle

Until One has Loved an Animal, a Part of One's Soul Remains unawakened  ~Anatole France

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post #250 of 1592
7/4/12 at 4:05am

lolol I say that all the time, my silkie pecks every freckle she can see on my body
 

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