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post #471 of 1597
7/28/12 at 5:31pm

"Buttermilk!! Stop squirming!! You're gonna smudge your nail polish!!"

 

"Junior Olivia. Spit that out immediately, you're gonna choke on that bread."

"OK GANG!! TRACK & FIELD MEET IN A MINUTE!!!"

 

"Bisquick Marie!!!! What did I tell you about pecking the rabbits' ears?"

 

"BUTTERMILK!! LET THE POOR BIRD GO!!!!"

 

*Looks up from notebook* "Guys, stop chasing the chipmunk."

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post #472 of 1597
7/28/12 at 5:57pm
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Originally Posted by Cantonmentchickenmama View Post

I have one......OMG....does that hen have a mouse in her mouth. Honey (me screaming at the top of my lungs) the hen is eating a mouse! A mouse! I am just dying....I hate mice......OMG....she is coming this way......Honey....HONEY!

yuckyuck.giflau.gif my cat brought my mom a LIVE snake and she had the same responce! 

1 crazy cat, 13 ameracaunas, 4 PR, 6silkies , 2 TT, 6 ;GSL, ;and 3 bos, 4 cochins, 10 leghorns, 6 blue laced red wyandotte, 6 crested birds yet to be determined and finally 2 mix crazy chicks thats my flock

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1 crazy cat, 13 ameracaunas, 4 PR, 6silkies , 2 TT, 6 ;GSL, ;and 3 bos, 4 cochins, 10 leghorns, 6 blue laced red wyandotte, 6 crested birds yet to be determined and finally 2 mix crazy chicks thats my flock

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post #473 of 1597
7/28/12 at 6:09pm
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Originally Posted by Help_battery_hens View Post

'look at those gorgeous fluffy butts'

'no i can't... I've got to check my peckers'

'you're not fat darling, you're just fluffy'

'come here my monster pecker, let me give you a kiss'

 

a friend of mine text me to say she had split up with her partner and was feeling really depressed and needed to get away i said, 'you can come round and play with my girls if you like' lol

 

when people exclaim, 'OMG you don't have a TV!' and i reply 'i don't need one i have chicken TV'

 

when my disabled chicken who quacks like a duck makes a cluck that sounds like 'birrrd' in  a really deep voice and i start singing, 'b,b,b,bird bird bird, bird is the word, i said everybody knows that the bird is the word!' 

 

- i think this is why they call me the mad chicken lady

wee.giflau.gif you and my brother both do that! he starts singing that an they give him the " IMPOSTOR!" look.lau.gif

1 crazy cat, 13 ameracaunas, 4 PR, 6silkies , 2 TT, 6 ;GSL, ;and 3 bos, 4 cochins, 10 leghorns, 6 blue laced red wyandotte, 6 crested birds yet to be determined and finally 2 mix crazy chicks thats my flock

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1 crazy cat, 13 ameracaunas, 4 PR, 6silkies , 2 TT, 6 ;GSL, ;and 3 bos, 4 cochins, 10 leghorns, 6 blue laced red wyandotte, 6 crested birds yet to be determined and finally 2 mix crazy chicks thats my flock

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post #474 of 1597
7/28/12 at 6:18pm

" Im so sorry you had a bad day, would you like to hold a chicken ?"

 

I said that before and it worked..gig.gif
 

R.I.P, RANGER.. My WONDERFUL Barred Rock Hen who tragically drowned. 

5/2011 to 6/15/2012.. You will be sorely missed and we'll always love you

 

R. I. P MY 1 WHOLE FLOCK...

WINNIE

SOPHIE

SASSY

 

IA M SO SORRY!

 

 



 

 



 

 

 

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R.I.P, RANGER.. My WONDERFUL Barred Rock Hen who tragically drowned. 

5/2011 to 6/15/2012.. You will be sorely missed and we'll always love you

 

R. I. P MY 1 WHOLE FLOCK...

WINNIE

SOPHIE

SASSY

 

IA M SO SORRY!

 

 



 

 



 

 

 

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post #475 of 1597
7/28/12 at 6:21pm

oohh, lady chicken I read your siggy about your rock. That's so sad.... hit.gif

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post #476 of 1597
7/28/12 at 6:28pm

Don't worry honey, I bleached out the sink after I cleaned Pingu's pasty butt.
 

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post #477 of 1597
7/28/12 at 6:42pm

"What are you doing?"

"Me? Oh, I'm just giving Snap some of my popsicle." :)

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post #478 of 1597
7/28/12 at 7:01pm
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Originally Posted by ladychicken&Ducklover View Post

" Im so sorry you had a bad day, would you like to hold a chicken ?"

 

I said that before and it worked..gig.gif

 

 

 

I've read that from you before, and it's still my favorite.  after a tough day, my favorite thing to do is commune with the chickens over a bowl of millet.   there's something very zen about soft feathers in your face.

1 Pug, 4 Cats, 25 Chickens and 1 rogue white Bunny + Me = The Almosta Farm

 

Aspire to Inspire before you Expire

 

: http://youtu.be/oi9HUnw3LcA

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1 Pug, 4 Cats, 25 Chickens and 1 rogue white Bunny + Me = The Almosta Farm

 

Aspire to Inspire before you Expire

 

: http://youtu.be/oi9HUnw3LcA

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post #479 of 1597
7/28/12 at 7:40pm
Where's the chicken pot??

Going to check on my chicks??

Anything to do with chick jokes really.

Have 100 layers, 50 Plymouth barred rocks, 50 Rode Island Red, 300 broilers, 50 turkeys. 

Here's my hen house http://www.backyardchickens.com/a/fowl-play

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Have 100 layers, 50 Plymouth barred rocks, 50 Rode Island Red, 300 broilers, 50 turkeys. 

Here's my hen house http://www.backyardchickens.com/a/fowl-play

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post #480 of 1597
7/28/12 at 8:30pm

I agree

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