"Gryphon, off the couch! NOW!"
"Rotten egg brown egg rotten egg brown egg rotten egg brown egg"(sung why juggling green and brown eggs)
"Oh stop being a baby, rip off the poop!"
"Hey Jenna, wanna go to the tree over there? Can you make it up the snow?" (not so funny until you realize the only human around is me with a goose XD))
"GRYPHON! SHUT UP! IT IS MIDNIGHT, CROWING IS NOT NESICARI!!!"
"Okay, Domino, stop hissing, poop the dang egg, and GIVE IT TO ME!"