I couldn't resist giving this thread an odd name. We, the Intellegence of the alleged COB, or later the BYCFMI, have decided to abandon our works, and the up-coming Operation MoonLaunch.
We have already deployed a project, Publicity by Fear, which I, as the Intellegence's President, am calling off as of now. We feel it is decietful and a dishonest method to gain control just for the sake of restoring this forum and our own desires. We will not deploy Marionettes, either. I am hereby disbanding the COB, as well as the intellegence. I will also, for the sake of honesty and an interesting read and a shocking cover story, spill the beans.
The Intellegence's first movement was to deploy Publicty by Fear, a project in which we were going to frighten the BYCers by leading an army of Marionettes (alternate accounts of the intellegence members that would have all been controlled by me) against ourselves, and winning briefly, before having the Marionettes 'Hijacked' (by the Intellegence) and telling the rest of the Rebellion to disband and join the COB (giving us more labourers). We were then going to proceed to Operation MoonLaunch, our plot to control the GJF forum of BYH (after we besieged GJF). After we had total control, I planned to deploy Operation Poultrimen, my goal to focally redirect this forum back to poultry.
You, especcially the COB members who never heard of any of this, have probably wondered how we'd get control. By you, the Cob members. We told you that you'd have assignments you'd have to fulfill. So when we got a lot of you on the COB, we were basically going to assign whatever we desired. Control.
Alas, this amazingly viable plan will not come to pass. It was wrong, and will you forgive us?