OMG, I was telling a lady at work the other day that I'll be getting chickens this summer and plan to have lots and lots of eggs. I told her I'd bring some in for her so that she can taste how much better they are.
Know what she said?
Her: "Oh my GAWD, eeeeeewwwwww, I could never eat those eggs!"
Me: "Ummmm, why not?
Her: "Well, BECAUSE, they came out of a chicken's butt!"
Me: "Ummmmm. Huh? You eat eggs from the store, right?"
Her: "Well, yeah, of COURSE, but that's different!"
Me: "How is that different? Those eggs also came out of a chicken."
Her: "But those are all sanitary and come in a box."
Me: "I'll wash my eggs and box them for you too."
Her: "Blech, no way. I could never eat eggs from your chickens. That's just gross."
[Erica walks away shaking head]
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
LOL, this is just too much. No wonder I want to quit my job and become a pioneer woman and never have to leave the house...