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Originally Posted by In the Wild View Post

You guys have have it SO EASY. Let me explain. We move to the 'country', 3000 miles away from our former home to embark on our huge lifestyle change. We find something that is roughly 20 miles round trip to the post office. We set up camp on our Fabulous Five acres and start aquiring livestock. Less than 3 weeks into it, Nosie Nellie sports her Hoveround, Lark (whatever) down our drive. SO IT BEGINS. These are exact quotes. "Where's your rooster? If you're gonna have hens, you have to have a rooster." No, to have chicks I need a rooster. "You cannot possibly free-range those chickens!" WHY? "You'll lose some." "Do you know how to candle an egg?" WHY? "If you EAT an egg with a blood spot, you can get VERY sick." WHAT? "You have to feed chickens grains. They'll starve if you don't. They won't survive." HA! "Your chickens are screwy. They range too far. You need to pen them." ??? "If you don't feed them layer mash, they won't lay." chickens...  So, the entire garden that I prepared for the chickens doomed them to death?  It is a new growing season. I would love to tell this woman to......eff off. How do I bring this well-meaning so-and-so to heel? She takes my eggs readily enough. "Oh, your Americana eggs are so sweet. Please, no duck eggs, they disgust me." She has even informed my husband that he knows nothing about horses (we have 5) and called animal enforcement on some unsheared sheep at a neighbors. Any advice would be....advantageous. Does anyone else have it this bad? AND....If you you do, in which section should I post this?

 

 

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Owned by 2 grown offspring, 2 spoiled cats (Albert and Stanley), and 7 (correction: 10; chicken math, ya know) silly biddies: Blanche, Clara Cluck, Dorothy, Olivia, Miss Prissy, Agnes, Edwina, Eunice, Ruby and Bernice, who fill my basket with gorgeous multicolored eggs.

 

Here, every night is Ladies' Night:  http://www.backyardchickens.com/a/lazy-womans-automatic-self-operating-chicken-coop

 

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Owned by 2 grown offspring, 2 spoiled cats (Albert and Stanley), and 7 (correction: 10; chicken math, ya know) silly biddies: Blanche, Clara Cluck, Dorothy, Olivia, Miss Prissy, Agnes, Edwina, Eunice, Ruby and Bernice, who fill my basket with gorgeous multicolored eggs.

 

Here, every night is Ladies' Night:  http://www.backyardchickens.com/a/lazy-womans-automatic-self-operating-chicken-coop

 

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post #222 of 3502
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Originally Posted by alyscr1913 View Post

 

Tell them that the aliens that abducted you told you to do it. Maybe that'll satisfy them.

Perfect reply! That way there is no "reason on Earth" to do it!

1 RSL, 2 BSLs, 8 EEs, 3 BOs, 1 NHR, 3 Black Ameraucanas, 2 Delawares, and 1 cat that runs the show.

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1 RSL, 2 BSLs, 8 EEs, 3 BOs, 1 NHR, 3 Black Ameraucanas, 2 Delawares, and 1 cat that runs the show.

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post #223 of 3502
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Originally Posted by alyscr1913 View Post

 

Tell them that the aliens that abducted you told you to do it. Maybe that'll satisfy them.

They are probably more likely to believe that. idunno.gif

Owner of 6 rabbits, 5 hens, an Anole, and a Frog My hens:Dipsy the Polish, Doodle the Orpington, Raven the Silkie, and Tulip and Opal, the Easter Egger bantam buddies~
“No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.” - Buddha
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Owner of 6 rabbits, 5 hens, an Anole, and a Frog My hens:Dipsy the Polish, Doodle the Orpington, Raven the Silkie, and Tulip and Opal, the Easter Egger bantam buddies~
“No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.” - Buddha
I am the queen of the diamondback terrapins!
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post #224 of 3502
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Originally Posted by anbsmom View Post


I've been buying eggs from a local produce market for a year. A little boy raises chickens for FFA and I buy those. I'll never buy grocery store eggs again. Never.


I don't think we have anything like that here in South Florida! I've never heard of anything like that before here. I moved to New York for 16 months. I lived in Schoharie County.... That was a Right to farm county. You could have any kind of animal you wanted and could plant anything you wanted. The whole county was zoned for farming! Here in South Florida they are zoned for housing and commerce!

post #225 of 3502
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Originally Posted by AleCat22 View Post

Both my husband and I are Vegans but we  have always been very vocal when it comes to raising our own food. My husband said he'd eat our chickens eggs because he knows where they come from and that they are happy, healthy, well taken care of. And if I ever had enough room to rise chickens for meat that he would eat those as well. (I became vegan for him so th
ese where all my ideas in the first place) But many friends ask us how we would be willing to eat those eggs but not store bought ones. Also that it's terribly cruel for me to raise something I would just kill....  barnie.gif Crazy people! I try and try to explain to them but than they tell me I'm just being a hypocrite.

 
No, the hypocrits are the ones who KNOWhow bad conditions are for commer ail meat animals, yet continue to buy and eat it. But they dont raise their own,because they "Couldnt bear to kill an animal "
Edited by laura625 - 6/26/12 at 10:14pm
post #226 of 3502

I sent my first chicken to freezer camp last week. The best reaction I got was "but it was a rooster. You can't eat roosters. They never sell roosters in the store they are all clearly labeled as chicken". he.gif
 

In the last 2 days I have had 4 knocks at my door from people telling me that my chickens got out of the coop. The girls have been free ranging for about 2 months. We have 2 acres for them to roam but the love to stay right next to the house. One of the women told me to take better care of them. Le sigh...

post #227 of 3502

I feel your pain...he.gif

frow.gif I'm Lucas Michael Gomes. I am 30% Navajo, 35% hispanic and 35% Portugese.
>> Sacred Heart 4-H. I am a Catholic!!! <<
Chicks are only Available for Pick-up until May, then i can ship

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frow.gif I'm Lucas Michael Gomes. I am 30% Navajo, 35% hispanic and 35% Portugese.
>> Sacred Heart 4-H. I am a Catholic!!! <<
Chicks are only Available for Pick-up until May, then i can ship

jumpy.gif Chicks: White Plymouth Rock bantams, Standard Salmon Faverolles and Standard Light Brahmas jumpy.gif
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post #228 of 3502

I did stop to let a person know their chickens where out once. Because they where in the freakin' road! they asked did you hit one? no, and the kid just sat there with his friend playing checkers, and this was no back road, it was a busy road near the edge of town, I head later this family wasn't all that bright, and I believe it.

Hello there!

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post #229 of 3502

I know this has probably been said over and over but my boss expressed disappointment when I told her I'd have white eggs. "I only eat brown eggs" she said. 

 

*sigh*

 

I briefly & gently explained it all depends on the breed, eggs shell color doesn't matter, but didn't push the issue.

 

More eggs for everyone else! tongue.gif

post #230 of 3502
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Originally Posted by ChickiesInUtah View Post

I know this has probably been said over and over but my boss expressed disappointment when I told her I'd have white eggs. "I only eat brown eggs" she said. 

 

*sigh*

 

I briefly & gently explained it all depends on the breed, eggs shell color doesn't matter, but didn't push the issue.

 

More eggs for everyone else! tongue.gif


I have 3 request for eggs already and my chickens are not laying yet. They are too good and in high demand to share with the dumb. :P

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