It pays to have Facebook... But it was only because of here that I have my phone.
You seeeeeee? I lost my mind. And my keys. And my cell phone. My family doesn't hang out on Facebook, and I don't want to give my cell number to just anyone. So what is a person to do? Thankfully, I was able to give my number to someone, and they decided to call, thus making my phone ring so I could find it. I was worried that they weren't going to call, because they didn't want me knowing their number. Fortunately, they did call. Unfortunately, I talked their ear off. That person doesn't have to worry. I deleted their number. And I am grateful to the person that helped me out.
Now, Ron... Want my number?