So not the kinky pain. Okay. In that case, I unlike your post.
I woke at five something. I tried to get back to sleep, but not breathing made that difficult. I finally looked at my phone (alarm clock was on the floor. I was too lazy to pick it up when it fell last night) and it was 5:40. Not that you care that I have been up since five. Nor do you care about what I am getting at! But! I am going to tell you anyway!!
As much fun as Duckling had yesterday, that one field did a number on my sinuses! I am dying! I can finally breathe again, but my head, jaw and ears hurt, and a pot of coffee is not working for me.
This concludes my story.