Thank you for the birthday wishes.
But Spook no longer acknowledges his birthday.
I'm a thinking kind of man. I was thinking me getting old one
day and I didn't like it. (I've seen what it's done to my wife.)
But it dawned on me that it must be birthdays that make
people old.
So I decided that I don't acknowledge any more birthdays,
I won't get any older than I am now.
Trouble is...I don't remember how old I am anymore anyway.
I'm pretty sure Sour George is older than me, but I'm not really
sure.
Spook...who refuses to be old.
(or at least refuses to act like a grownup)