So this morning I... picked up chickens, saw something on my jacket - poop, which was then on my finger, had a big fly land in my coffee, picked it out, took a swig... then remembered I'd never washed my chicken/poop hand. I thought to myself, this is probably why people back in the day either lived to be 90 or died young. 
Whoever said don't count your chickens before they're hatched clearly never tried to count chickens after they're hatched.
Whoever said don't count your chickens before they're hatched clearly never tried to count chickens after they're hatched.
