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post #51 of 74
9/18/12 at 11:23pm
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the way they fell to the ground when I gave em a knuckle sandwich right to the kisser! jk, I don'thave children

I'd hope not are you sure your not Irish?  My grandmother taught me this ole tune to the Irish jig "Well when I was a chicken as nig as a hen me mother she beat me again and again, me father came in and he ordered me out and I up with my fist and I hit him a clout."  You sing it really fast by the way.

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post #52 of 74
9/19/12 at 4:45am
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I'd hope not are you sure your not Irish?  My grandmother taught me this ole tune to the Irish jig "Well when I was a chicken as nig as a hen me mother she beat me again and again, me father came in and he ordered me out and I up with my fist and I hit him a clout."  You sing it really fast by the way.

 I ain't Irish, and cool song! I am no where close to havin kids either.

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post #53 of 74
9/20/12 at 5:21pm
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The way my toddler talks.. 'foofie' = movie; "haighyiyer"= helecopter; "hugau sheen" gumball machine;  oh I just want to eat him up way too cute!

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post #54 of 74
10/25/12 at 9:25pm

Okay, so this actually happened a couple of days ago...

 

"Hello, is this the official chicken complaints office? I have a complaint to make about your chicken. It's too friendly."

"And God said... bring forth abundantly... winged fowl that may fly above the earth... and God saw that it was good." (Genesis 1:20-21, paraphrased).

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"And God said... bring forth abundantly... winged fowl that may fly above the earth... and God saw that it was good." (Genesis 1:20-21, paraphrased).

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post #55 of 74
10/25/12 at 9:30pm
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The way my toddler talks.. 'foofie' = movie; "haighyiyer"= helecopter; "hugau sheen" gumball machine;  oh I just want to eat him up way too cute!

When one of my cousins was a toddler, he called motorcycles "motorkikis".

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Mozzie: Note my immediate boredom. ~ White Collar
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post #56 of 74
10/27/12 at 5:55am

well, bc i dont actually have children, Imma post something funny my 'babies' did. (chickens)

So a few weeks ago I hatched out some chicks, one of them was a bantam. This chick was the only chick that was attached to me (Idk why, i played with them NONSTOP LOL)

So at dinnertime this chick would peep to high heaven till it ran out of air. (all because of this one time that we had let her come to dinner with us) now she thinks she can come up anytime she wants to!! So we would pick her up, and let her come scratch at the crumbs we would toss over for her. she is such a funny one xD

(but then she got too big and her poops too, so we put an end to that part)

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post #57 of 74
10/27/12 at 11:47pm
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My son likes to watch the movie bionicle, he comes up to me.  "Mommy wan watch Bye-nuckle."

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post #58 of 74
1/3/13 at 8:54pm
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My daughter went out with me to the chicken coop, so we could lock them up and gather the eggs.  She was holding the basket and say's.... "Mommy is smells like pancakes in here."  I just about died.

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post #59 of 74
1/5/13 at 9:14am
She is trying to tell you that your cooking isn't the best
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post #60 of 74
1/8/13 at 11:55am
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She is trying to tell you that your cooking isn't the best

gig.gif funny guy.  Actually I asked her if she hates pancakes that much.  She said. "I love them mom!"  Must be the new organic feed.

 

 

It's okay people don't hesitate to come over for diner, so I can't be that bad.

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