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post #1 of 13
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"No you don't walk there that's where my dog..... The hose is over there i'll get you a towel." (to my friend)

 

"COME TO MAMA! FLUFFY BUTT CUDDLING TIME!"  (to my backyard were everybody is)

 

The list goes on and on.............  /\----/\

                                                ( * ^ . ^*)

Jumping over rivers, Swinging through the trees, Creeping through the forest, Crunching through the leaves.
Racing through the fields, Splashing through the falls, Padding through the moonbeams, Dancing through the halls.
Creatures of the forest, This is what they see. Creatures of the forest, Once was, Always be. Written By Yours Truly
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Jumping over rivers, Swinging through the trees, Creeping through the forest, Crunching through the leaves.
Racing through the fields, Splashing through the falls, Padding through the moonbeams, Dancing through the halls.
Creatures of the forest, This is what they see. Creatures of the forest, Once was, Always be. Written By Yours Truly
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post #2 of 13
Don't sit there Betty just.... Oh never mind you will have to wipe it off (after they have sat in bird poop and have a white mark on their pants ) smile.png
Chooks, quails, budgies, cockatiel, pepper the dog and the wild peacocks and bush turkeys, white faced herons nesting and other wilds birds
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Chooks, quails, budgies, cockatiel, pepper the dog and the wild peacocks and bush turkeys, white faced herons nesting and other wilds birds
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post #3 of 13

Oh, now I could give you some strange ones, ever since we got goats.

~Boys, it's fine to fall in love with a girl that hunts, but don't break her heart, because she can hit what she aims at.~

 

~*~*~*~Revelutions start when someone crosses the line~*~*~*~

 

RIP Caris, the sweetest little peach goat the world ever saw, you left way too soon. <3 March 2012--May2012<3

 

 

 

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~Boys, it's fine to fall in love with a girl that hunts, but don't break her heart, because she can hit what she aims at.~

 

~*~*~*~Revelutions start when someone crosses the line~*~*~*~

 

RIP Caris, the sweetest little peach goat the world ever saw, you left way too soon. <3 March 2012--May2012<3

 

 

 

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post #4 of 13

"You don't just grab the teats, there's a special way to do it..."

 

"First they lose the plug, before the amber goo."

 

I told you I had some strange ones!

~Boys, it's fine to fall in love with a girl that hunts, but don't break her heart, because she can hit what she aims at.~

 

~*~*~*~Revelutions start when someone crosses the line~*~*~*~

 

RIP Caris, the sweetest little peach goat the world ever saw, you left way too soon. <3 March 2012--May2012<3

 

 

 

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~Boys, it's fine to fall in love with a girl that hunts, but don't break her heart, because she can hit what she aims at.~

 

~*~*~*~Revelutions start when someone crosses the line~*~*~*~

 

RIP Caris, the sweetest little peach goat the world ever saw, you left way too soon. <3 March 2012--May2012<3

 

 

 

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post #5 of 13

Well there's another dust bath...

 

I just want to chase chickens.

 

 

We need grit, oystershells, and eggwipes.

 

 

Wow Funky.Great balance.Fallin' out of a tree.*shakes head**slow clap*

 

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Proud mama too:28 chickens(barred rocks ,dominiques,polish,black sexlinks,australorps,and buff orpingtons)1newfoundland pony,1 racking horse,2 cats(sort of)(unknown breeds)and 2 golden retrievers.

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Proud mama too:28 chickens(barred rocks ,dominiques,polish,black sexlinks,australorps,and buff orpingtons)1newfoundland pony,1 racking horse,2 cats(sort of)(unknown breeds)and 2 golden retrievers.

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I. LOVE. CHICKENS!!!!!

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howrse username =marsh tacky.Look me up!

 

 

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post #6 of 13

"We need amonium chloride. So the wether doesn't get urinary calcui."

~Boys, it's fine to fall in love with a girl that hunts, but don't break her heart, because she can hit what she aims at.~

 

~*~*~*~Revelutions start when someone crosses the line~*~*~*~

 

RIP Caris, the sweetest little peach goat the world ever saw, you left way too soon. <3 March 2012--May2012<3

 

 

 

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~Boys, it's fine to fall in love with a girl that hunts, but don't break her heart, because she can hit what she aims at.~

 

~*~*~*~Revelutions start when someone crosses the line~*~*~*~

 

RIP Caris, the sweetest little peach goat the world ever saw, you left way too soon. <3 March 2012--May2012<3

 

 

 

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post #7 of 13

"I hear yanking" (When the guineas were little, they would fly out of their brooder box and then cry because they were alone, and it sounded like "yank".

~Boys, it's fine to fall in love with a girl that hunts, but don't break her heart, because she can hit what she aims at.~

 

~*~*~*~Revelutions start when someone crosses the line~*~*~*~

 

RIP Caris, the sweetest little peach goat the world ever saw, you left way too soon. <3 March 2012--May2012<3

 

 

 

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~Boys, it's fine to fall in love with a girl that hunts, but don't break her heart, because she can hit what she aims at.~

 

~*~*~*~Revelutions start when someone crosses the line~*~*~*~

 

RIP Caris, the sweetest little peach goat the world ever saw, you left way too soon. <3 March 2012--May2012<3

 

 

 

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post #8 of 13
Thread Starter 

Here's one that I just said " Daisy! Why did you just eat the Poop?!? I don't even know whose it is! Ah there we go turn around and eat your own." 

Jumping over rivers, Swinging through the trees, Creeping through the forest, Crunching through the leaves.
Racing through the fields, Splashing through the falls, Padding through the moonbeams, Dancing through the halls.
Creatures of the forest, This is what they see. Creatures of the forest, Once was, Always be. Written By Yours Truly
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Jumping over rivers, Swinging through the trees, Creeping through the forest, Crunching through the leaves.
Racing through the fields, Splashing through the falls, Padding through the moonbeams, Dancing through the halls.
Creatures of the forest, This is what they see. Creatures of the forest, Once was, Always be. Written By Yours Truly
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post #9 of 13

Said to my mom about one of my cats, Jasper: "Jasper's walking on top of the banisters again, I hope that he doesn't fall off. He might hurt himself." Or, "Cinnamon (my dog) just got challenged by Jasper."

~ Neal Caffrey: We're not rewriting history. Let's keep it simple.
Mozzie: Note my immediate boredom. ~ White Collar
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~ Neal Caffrey: We're not rewriting history. Let's keep it simple.
Mozzie: Note my immediate boredom. ~ White Collar
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post #10 of 13

And then there's this one: "Daddy, Jasper chewed through my ear bud wire again!!! This is the fifth pair!!"

~ Neal Caffrey: We're not rewriting history. Let's keep it simple.
Mozzie: Note my immediate boredom. ~ White Collar
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~ Neal Caffrey: We're not rewriting history. Let's keep it simple.
Mozzie: Note my immediate boredom. ~ White Collar
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