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post #1 of 6
Thread Starter 

Feel free to add any funny puns. I know this is probably pathetic and I will regret adding this, but I'm gonna go for it. Any jokes or puns, go ahead and add them!

 

 

I will now add this bunny, cuz he is cool

 

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“I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.   

Fish  are friends, not food.”

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“I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.   

Fish  are friends, not food.”

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post #2 of 6

hmm

why did the chicken cross the park? (Click to show)

 

 to get to the other slide :P

 

why do you get if you blow a hair dryer down a rabbit hole (Click to show)

 

 hot, cross bunnies!

 

"He has my father's dark hair and hooked nose and my mother's green eyes and dimpled cheeks."

~a description of Caleb, Tris' brother from Divergent [the book. I hasn't watched movie yet. :3]

 

EXCUSE ME, TRIS. DID YOU KNOW YOUR BROTHER IS LOKI IN DESGUISE.

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"He has my father's dark hair and hooked nose and my mother's green eyes and dimpled cheeks."

~a description of Caleb, Tris' brother from Divergent [the book. I hasn't watched movie yet. :3]

 

EXCUSE ME, TRIS. DID YOU KNOW YOUR BROTHER IS LOKI IN DESGUISE.

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post #3 of 6
Thread Starter 

very cute... b/c of your comment, I no longer regret this thread. Hey, how did you make the thing so when you click it then the answer shows cuz i have no ideabarnie.gif

“I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.   

Fish  are friends, not food.”

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“I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.   

Fish  are friends, not food.”

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post #4 of 6
Thread Starter 

There was once a very influential farmer in a remote part of China, who had a problem. His chickens were losing their feathers and dying. He sought the counsel of the two wise men in town, Hing, who was scientist, and Ming, who was a sorcerer.

Hing, who has had man advanced course hours in poultry science, consults the classic text in poultry disease, “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Diseases of Chickens, But Were Afraid to Ask.” In the book Hing finds a reference to the report of a study showing that feeding the chickens with an infusion of gum tree leaves is often a remedy for chickens losing their feathers. Meanwhile Ming reads obscure writings of ancient wise men, he meditates, and he reads tarot cards and examines the entrails of a pig. Getting no inspiration he uses his old standby, reading tea leaves. In a spark of discovery, it comes to him that an infusion of gum tree leaves is the cure.

So the two wise men report back to the influential Chinese farmer. Ming says, “As gum sticks to tables and chairs, so shall an infusion of gum tree leaves make feathers stick to chickens.”

Hing agrees, saying “Studies show that infusions of gum tree leaves alleviate feather loss in chickens.” The influential Chinese farmer is ecstatic, for the two wisest men in town are of a single mind. He decides to follow their recommendation.

But it does not work.

Moral of the Story: “All of Hing’s courses and all of Ming’ ken couldn’t get gum tea to feather a hen.”


Edited by Amanda4414 - 11/25/12 at 1:21pm

“I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.   

Fish  are friends, not food.”

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“I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.   

Fish  are friends, not food.”

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post #5 of 6

pretty punny stuff!

& i too would like to know how to do that hidden answer thing! 

post #6 of 6

I too have some chicken puns:

 

Q: What day of the week do chickens hate the most?

A: Fry-day

 

A chicken crossing the road is a poultry in motion.D.gif

 

Q:How long do chickens work?

A:Around the cluck

 

Q:Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

A:He wasn't all he was cracked up to be.

 

And many, many more. God, I have too much spare time. idunno.gif

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