My wife is so contrary today.
I just do not understand women, I guess. I took off my coveralls last night and laid them nicely on the back of a recliner in the living room. Now when I am ready to go outside I asked if she knew where I had a pair of coveralls.
She replied " Here on the chair"
I said " no, those are dirty, they need washing."
She replied (censoring out the words that would get me kicked off here) "what are they doing on the chair?"
I said " waiting to get washed"
She said " how am I suppose to know that?"
I said. "It's your job to know"
She seems a little put off by this exchange. Any idea why?