Seems like I've read that the big egg farms store them for months in refrigeration before they get to the grocery store... I think there was an article on Mother Earth about being able to store eggs in the fridge for over 6 months with no ill effects... I would just stockpile them.
I should be getting ready to leave for Lville, but had to check the thread . . . I've always wanted a bookshelf that's actually a secret door to another room. I posted this before for a company I work for. The pic shows how the door opens to a storage closet.
My Silkies from bradselig are laying little, tiny eggs!
Mine isn't nearly that fancy, but I built it to be able to handle more stuff on the shelves. This is in the basement of my house.
This came about because we had an irregularly sized hole that we needed to cover, but still walk through with a full laundry basket. The bookshelf is 4' wide, and fully opens to a 4' pathway into the laundry room. I'm still tweaking it, but it works pretty well!
I've seen another design on pintrest for a pantry/bookshelf that fits in between your fridge and your wall, about 6" deep, but is 3' wide by 6' tall when you slide it out.
I burn it with fire, like the wrath of an angry God, then salt the earth.