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Another one I came across. Son told me other one.

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-@ss grill for one little weenie?"
OMG, too funny 😂
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Happy Birthday Danna ~ Hope you've had the most amazing day sweet lady! Many, many hugs.gif ~ Love you ❤
Lisa don't you have a birthday coming up?
 
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Another one I came across. Son told me other one.

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-@ss grill for one little weenie?"
gig.gif this is great lol.

How's everyone tonight? Twist sorry to hear about your intruder. Hope you kill it soon.
Nope I don't have birthdays anymore, gave them up for lent 😂


BUT  lent is only 40 days  TOTAL   maybe a new year's resolution ?? 

 

DEATH to all intruders     To quote Dr Who  and the Daleks   intruder alert intruder alert

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Nope I don't have birthdays anymore, gave them up for lent 😂
Come on now lol. Don't I remember us both being Gemini? 21St?
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Just made laundry detergent, started the dishwasher, changed DS sheets, swept and mopped the kitchen. Took off my sunglasses and chicken poop fell out of my hair. hmm.png


Waiting on towels to finish in the wash so I can put clothes in. Otherwise I'm not wearing bottoms or bra to work tomorrow. bun.gif


interesting mental picture for a religious type of camp  

Guess I'll have to wear my swimsuit under a skirt. lau.gif

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Just made laundry detergent, started the dishwasher, changed DS sheets, swept and mopped the kitchen. Took off my sunglasses and chicken poop fell out of my hair. hmm.png


Waiting on towels to finish in the wash so I can put clothes in. Otherwise I'm not wearing bottoms or bra to work tomorrow. bun.gif


LOL long day ? 

Yes. Want the rundown? wee.gif

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I think Camping's goat and the Yak Star  are having a contest to see who can hold out the longest.      My voted day is tomorrow  for the goat

I have given up on Star.  th.gif

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Aww poor Camping, not enough hours in a day 😂
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thank you Lisa

 

I will go get a picture. BB

    Don't be sad, don't cry.He did his work well and only by leaving could he teach my son the last lesson he needed to learn.   Empathy for another soul 
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    Don't be sad, don't cry.He did his work well and only by leaving could he teach my son the last lesson he needed to learn.   Empathy for another soul 
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words to live by

 

Never ask a larger lady when the baby is due.   ALWAYS wait until the head is crowning.   MUCH safer 

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Just made laundry detergent, started the dishwasher, changed DS sheets, swept and mopped the kitchen. Took off my sunglasses and chicken poop fell out of my hair. hmm.png


Waiting on towels to finish in the wash so I can put clothes in. Otherwise I'm not wearing bottoms or bra to work tomorrow. bun.gif


interesting mental picture for a religious type of camp  

Guess I'll have to wear my swimsuit under a skirt. lau.gif

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Just made laundry detergent, started the dishwasher, changed DS sheets, swept and mopped the kitchen. Took off my sunglasses and chicken poop fell out of my hair. hmm.png


Waiting on towels to finish in the wash so I can put clothes in. Otherwise I'm not wearing bottoms or bra to work tomorrow. bun.gif


LOL long day ? 

Yes. Want the rundown? wee.gif

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I think Camping's goat and the Yak Star  are having a contest to see who can hold out the longest.      My voted day is tomorrow  for the goat

I have given up on Star.  th.gif

lau.giflau.gif
Aww poor Camping, not enough hours in a day 😂

There might be enough hours, but I'm fat so I walk slow. gig.gif
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Nope I don't have birthdays anymore, gave them up for lent 😂
Come on now lol. Don't I remember us both being Gemini? 21St?
Nope not a Gemini haha. How is your back doing Red? I'm not going to tell you you shouldn't have lifted the dresser, cuz I probably would have tried to move it myself, lol. We never learn do we hugs.gif
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A guy is exiting Church and as he passes the Priest say's  nice sermon.  The Priest says " how did you manage to get 2 black eyes.??"

 

The guys looks both ashamed and mad.  Says " well as we were kneeling I noticed the lady in front of me had her dressed sort of trapped/tucked in between her cheeks.  So I reached forward and pulled it out for her."

 

 

Priest  "that explains the one black eye  how about the other"

 

Guy   " Well I thought maybe she wanted it stuck in there so I tucked it back in for her" 

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Just made laundry detergent, started the dishwasher, changed DS sheets, swept and mopped the kitchen. Took off my sunglasses and chicken poop fell out of my hair. hmm.png


Waiting on towels to finish in the wash so I can put clothes in. Otherwise I'm not wearing bottoms or bra to work tomorrow. bun.gif


interesting mental picture for a religious type of camp  

Guess I'll have to wear my swimsuit under a skirt. lau.gif

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Originally Posted by campingshaws View Post

Just made laundry detergent, started the dishwasher, changed DS sheets, swept and mopped the kitchen. Took off my sunglasses and chicken poop fell out of my hair. hmm.png


Waiting on towels to finish in the wash so I can put clothes in. Otherwise I'm not wearing bottoms or bra to work tomorrow. bun.gif


LOL long day ? 

Yes. Want the rundown? wee.gif

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Originally Posted by twisted-acres-farm View Post

I think Camping's goat and the Yak Star  are having a contest to see who can hold out the longest.      My voted day is tomorrow  for the goat

I have given up on Star.  th.gif

lau.giflau.gif
Aww poor Camping, not enough hours in a day 😂

There might be enough hours, but I'm fat so I walk slow. gig.gif
No just way too many things to do in a day in addition to raising a family. My hats off to you Camping 😇
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