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One day in class, the teacher brought a bag full of fruit and said, "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit and you tell me which fruit I'm talking about. Alright, the first one is round, plump, and red. Little Johnny raised his hand high but the teacher ignored him and picked Deborah who promptly answered, "Apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking. Now the second one is soft, fuzzy and colored red and brown." Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him but she calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, it's a potato, but I like your thinking," the teacher replies. "Okay the next one is long, yellow, and fairly hard." Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically but the teacher calls on Sally who say, "A banana." The teacher responds, "No, it's a squash, but I like your thinking." Johnny is irritated now so he speaks up loudly, "Hey, I've got one for you teacher. Let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it. It's round, hard, and it's got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries, "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "It's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"
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post #118762 of 142707

good night redΒ  SDWF and prayers

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post #118763 of 142707
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One day in class, the teacher brought a bag full of fruit and said, "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit and you tell me which fruit I'm talking about. Alright, the first one is round, plump, and red. Little Johnny raised his hand high but the teacher ignored him and picked Deborah who promptly answered, "Apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking. Now the second one is soft, fuzzy and colored red and brown." Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him but she calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, it's a potato, but I like your thinking," the teacher replies. "Okay the next one is long, yellow, and fairly hard." Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically but the teacher calls on Sally who say, "A banana." The teacher responds, "No, it's a squash, but I like your thinking." Johnny is irritated now so he speaks up loudly, "Hey, I've got one for you teacher. Let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it. It's round, hard, and it's got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries, "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "It's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"

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post #118764 of 142707

did everyone laugh themselves silly/sick/silent ??

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post #118765 of 142707
I'm still here
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post #118766 of 142707

well I hate to do it but I need to get something for dinnerΒ  and turn off my water in the darkΒ  :epΒ this should be interesting

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soΒ  I wish you all

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Sweet DreamsΒ  Warm Fuzzies and prayers for all

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post #118767 of 142707
Nope,but I like your thinking!
post #118768 of 142707
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Night twist
Edited by Newbee58 - 6/20/16 at 9:32pm
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post #118769 of 142707
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well I hate to do it but I need to get something for dinnerΒ  and turn off my water in the darkΒ  ep.gif Β this should be interesting

soΒ  I wish you all

Sweet DreamsΒ  Warm Fuzzies and prayers for all
Sweetest dreams Twist!
post #118770 of 142707
I'm headed to bed too. Night all sweet dreams.
Edited by Newbee58 - 6/20/16 at 9:35pm
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