Here's a joke. a city may inherited a farm. He decided to get a few animals for the farm. He's riding down the road and sees a sign that reads asses for sale. This isn't considered cussing I hope? He loads the *** on the truck and the man told him that if the *** gets scared he will sit and he'll have to swat his tail to get him up and moving again. Gets him loaded, heads down the road and sees a sign saying pulleys for sale. Swings in and buys him a pulley. A little further down the road, another sign reads cocks for sale. So he has all of them on the back of the truck when he accidentally runs off the road causing the cage door to swing open. The pullet and cock fly out of the cage causing the *** to jump in the middle of the road and sit down. He jumps out and grabs the pullet under one arm and the cock under the other. Both arms full lucky a woman pulls up and says, sir can I help you. ? He replys sure, hold my cock and pullet while I spank my ***.