Did you hear about the 2 nuns driving down the road. They came upon 2 bums walking and decided to stop and try to convert them.
Well each man grabbed a nun and pulled her in to the ditch to have their way with them
From the ditch on the right side of the road you hear the nun saying "forgive him father for he knows not what he does"
From the other side the other nun screams saying "oh, but mine does !! mine does!!!!"
Edited by twisted-acres-farm - 10/8/15 at 9:10pm