I don't carry a purse at all anymore. I like a pocket for my cell phone and I usually have a diet soda with me. I tell people that DH doesn't trust me with money. That's what I have him for. Lift this, carry that, move that, fix it, reach that, and oh don't forget - eeek! kill that!
Granny one day I'll have to dig out my pictures and trophies to show you of my old demolition derby days. I had one offered but I didn't race. Never had a speeding ticket. 1st DH told people I had all 4 corners on the car if they made fun of me.