Originally Posted by granny hatchet
soo, I am sitting making a post to Kathy when DH starts screaming at the top of his lungs ! My heart dropped to my feet. "come here oh god, hurry, hurry, PAM ! I need you , hurry. I actually dropped my computer and flew into the kitchen where he is standing by the front door . He is bouncing ! He holds both hands up to make a circle the size of a lunch plate and says , A spider, a spider, up my pants ! help me , ohh help me ! So I cuped my hands together and started where his leg joins his privets. I was rubbing my hands around becau7se if there was a spider that big it will either crush it or cause it to drop out. Nothing ! I say what leg ? he dont know . So I start on the other leg same thing . I have my hands buried up to his crotch ,all 3 dogs are raising hell and I hear, ummm, I will just leave this here on the porch mam.
My fudge ! and the mail man ! watching me digging in Toms pants and tom hollering just do it , just do it ! I am now ready to die.
Did I get the spider ? Sure I did ! it was the size of a pencil eraser . I did what any normal human would do. I laughed at tom and ate some fudge AND cookies. OMG they are so good. The butter cookies are very delicate and Molasses ? I never had before but just perfect little cookies . Not of them were broken except a tiny corner off of one and it was the first to go. LOL Tom took a whole big piece of the fudge and went in his room to lick his wounds.
Granny, that is just too funny. Glad that ole fool didn't break your computer with his hollering
Just kidding, glad Tom was ok & super happy you got your package