- Papa Santee
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night papa , red
A few of us would be happy to check it for you... Anyhoo.,,. Stoopid BYC last pm., Stoopid So Cal traffic today! TWO HOURS to drive 45 miles on the FREEWAY! SIX lanes each direction bumper to bumper.Where the heck is everybody going on a Saturday afternoon? STAY HOME! Watch a movie or something! Just now got home and comfy. So HOWDY!!! I'm behind a few hundred posts. so BBL.
soo, I am sitting making a post to Kathy when DH starts screaming at the top of his lungs ! My heart dropped to my feet. "come here oh god, hurry, hurry, PAM ! I need you , hurry. I actually dropped my computer and flew into the kitchen where he is standing by the front door . He is bouncing ! He holds both hands up to make a circle the size of a lunch plate and says , A spider, a spider, up my pants ! help me , ohh help me ! So I cuped my hands together and started where his leg joins his privets. I was rubbing my hands around becau7se if there was a spider that big it will either crush it or cause it to drop out. Nothing ! I say what leg ? he dont know . So I start on the other leg same thing . I have my hands buried up to his crotch ,all 3 dogs are raising hell and I hear, ummm, I will just leave this here on the porch mam. My fudge ! and the mail man ! watching me digging in Toms pants and tom hollering just do it , just do it ! I am now ready to die. Did I get the spider ? Sure I did ! it was the size of a pencil eraser . I did what any normal human would do. I laughed at tom and ate some fudge AND cookies. OMG they are so good. The butter cookies are very delicate and Molasses ? I never had before but just perfect little cookies . Not of them were broken except a tiny corner off of one and it was the first to go. LOL Tom took a whole big piece of the fudge and went in his room to lick his wounds.
OMG!!! That is the funniest story EVER!!! What a visual! I'm quoting it to bump it forward so nobody misses it!!!
Miss Granny I got a card in the mail with Pretty tree's on it today also
And poo forgot everything else.
11 dos and 4 cookies. Then ready for Mass, Mass, grocery shopping I know you wouldn't believe it but I need more sugar and flour.
and butter. Back put gorceries away then ran to little ceaser for 2 pizza's one for me (cheese) and one for Robert (pepperoni) he ate all of his. I still have 1/2 in fridge for tomorrow. Did egg's and then just pain ole chilled out for a bit. Then back here to 300 + posts.
Think I will make Haystacks tomorrow but am going to try a new version (improvise) going to try adding salted peanuts and mini-marshmellows to the chow mein noodles and the melting/coating chocolate mix it all together and drop on wax paper until cool. Not Dipping pretzels this year no time. The boiler seems to be working keep in mind when they flush the system on Monday It may not again.
Edited by twisted-acres-farm - 12/12/15 at 8:58pm
twist, what are you doing with all them cookies ? You have a contract with santa ? wasnt the card beautiful ? I went for a small walk today looking for a ceder tree but being the tree hugger I am I couldnt find one . they were either to scraggly or too nice to cut.
Do you know of a dessert that maybe called magic bars ? I remember them have coconut, chocolate chips, nuts, can milk , dont know the rest