your just going to have to find something extra large to shove down his gullet and then he will understand.
He already eats with a trowel. I don't know how he doesn't know.
THANK YOU. I've felt like that all day even when I hadn't eaten anything. It's the worst feeling.
L:MAO at the trowel thing maybe try setting the table with a small shovel and pitch fork. I have threatened to do that to both Robert and Sherry. If your cheeks bulge and you have to put your hand over your mouth while chewing you took to big of a bit.