I was out doing the evening feed for the geese and other birds tonight and a few geese decided they wanted to be nice and decorative and fluff and posture in the pond as I walked by instead of eat. Or hiss at and bite me. It's spring.
And I admired them and said out loud "Awww, look at you, you're so pretty and graceful. You're like mean swans"
And then I remembered my brief experiences with swans...
And none of those were in spring or cygnet season.
Swans are either mean geese or geese are nice swans. I'm pretty sure, as evil as my geese are (and don't get me wrong I love them but I'm realistic), swans are eleven times as bad.
But god do I want swans. I just can't justify it.
And I admired them and said out loud "Awww, look at you, you're so pretty and graceful. You're like mean swans"
And then I remembered my brief experiences with swans...
And none of those were in spring or cygnet season.
Swans are either mean geese or geese are nice swans. I'm pretty sure, as evil as my geese are (and don't get me wrong I love them but I'm realistic), swans are eleven times as bad.
But god do I want swans. I just can't justify it.